The Love Haters started out in 1995 in last period math class. Matt, Dan and Mike all met eachother. It was decided that with Dan's brains, Mikey's charm, and Matt's mad computer skills, they could take on the world. The only thing missing was a female element, an "Elaine" to their "Jerry", "George", and "Kramer"...enter Kristin, Mikey's sister. You may have met the Love Haters before. Maybe they were at your party, and they were not invited, maybe one of them threw up in your garbage. Maybe you saw them at Alkaline Trio dressed as the Chipmunks, or dancing on a bench at Exit. The Love Haters are everywhere booze can be found. Their calling card is a case or two of beer, vodka, and a bottle of Southern Comfort. Maybe you'll see them at your party one day.