About Me
Well, I am a rat terrier who lives with my favorite masters. Except that sometimes they leave me by myself and it makes me get all snarly! I don't like to be alone. So, i poop in the basement when they are gone! Ha! you cant keep me down! Anyways, yea i;m into Nyla Bones, bacon, and of course...bitches. Yea, if any of you sexy bitches wanna role up to my crib, ill hump your brains out for like, 30seconds. but it will be the best 30 seconds of your life! Come ride the red rocket, you sexy bitches. Oh yea, no poodles, you are all fucking sluts, all of you and your labradoodle half breed cousins, you're a bunch of whores too... You might also know me by some of my many aliases: Widdle Widdle, Widdle Baby Jesus, Snoop Dog, Perry, Perrito Snarly Gonzales, Mean Wagger, Smacky McSmackerson, Widdle Holstein, Widdle Pee Stain, Burrito, Poop Butt
