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Coombes

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About Me

DON'T REQUEST UNLESS YOU ARE A FRIEND OR I'LL SEND PARTS OF LITTLE KITTENS HALF EATEN TO YOUR FUCKING DOORSTEP!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew
Birthday: 1978
Birthplace:
Current Location: Planet Janet, West Sussex, England
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde in the summer sun!
Height: 6ft 1in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Legendary
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Air Max
Your Weakness: At the momment my right ankle
Your Fears: Bad driving humans
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More than last season (5)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You have a new message
Thoughts First Waking Up: They always wake up before me!
Your Best Physical Feature: Walking and talking
Your Bedtime: Hopefully not after waking up on the sofa at 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: My dog
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, I'll go to a bakery!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Pint of Stella
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frapaccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Not in front of children
Do you Sing: Majestically
Do you Shower Daily: Shower no, Bath yes!
Have you Been in Love: Yes I have
Do you want to go to College: Have been,Loved it! Spent more time in the pub though!
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yes I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only after sambuca
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes I am
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, although I nearly followed through during one recently
Do you play an Instrument: Played the trumpet for two years (Blame my parents)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes I have
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, but only in the past week! Shit!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Avoided and have always tried my best to!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Talk to the hand! Whatever!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Continuously? Yes!
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, Twat? Yes!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes I have and it hurt more the next day every time!
Ever Shoplifted: I only hold shop doors
How do you want to Die: Stupid question! I don't want to!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll be to old to remember that question by the time it happens
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Face, Bovvered, innit!
Best Clothing Style: Yep, that looks really nice on you!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't exceed the stated dose!
Number of CDs I own: Some
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Stupid question!

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My Blog

Again!

Shit Fuck Bugger Bollocks! Yes the ankle is fucked again! Fucking Northerners!
Posted by Coombes on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

AFC Arun now the one and only Arun (from the) Valley Rangers!

Got to say its looking good for the start of the season with a fair few talented players signing on e.g they can pass, mark up, shoot, run and shout which for our team will be a marked improvement! I ...
Posted by Coombes on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST

AFC Arun Lazy cunts!

Yes we were! 5 fucking 0 and including myself on my first game back for a while, we were fucking shit! Didn't help that the clocks went back though did it!
Posted by Coombes on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST

AFC Arun Support is here!

Just bought a part of a straight jacket for just under £25 (10% off, cheers Yan the man) and i'm gonna strap it to my ankle. Game on! ( well almost, have to wait until after february,wifes orders!)
Posted by Coombes on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST

AFC Arun Now a spectator sport!

Not only did I fuck my ligaments in my ankle, I also broke it! Bollox, plaster for six weeks and it looks like I'm gonna have to announce my retirement for the season just as I was about to turn pro! ...
Posted by Coombes on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

AFC Arun Now I'm limping!

We played shit and got stuffed 8-0. Can't really comment more without swearing, fuck. I've twisted my ankle and fucked the ligaments again so I'm probably out for 2 weeks.Fuck!
Posted by Coombes on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

AFC Arun, The legs getting better

We had a much better game this week and only lost 4-2, should have won, I played my new position, centre defence (fucking brick wall) roll on next week!
Posted by Coombes on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:15:00 PST

Arun FC Football team with a slight limp

After 2 weeks off I was looking forward to this one! We lost 15-2, Fucking shit and I scored, in the wrong goal! Bollox!
Posted by Coombes on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

Arun FC Football team with a slight limp

We've lost all our games so far and I've scored one! (Joint top goal scorer yes I am)!
Posted by Coombes on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST