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I was born. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I wanted a band...So, I went out and bought one. They were very good, I was not...So, they let me carry their stuff & pay for their beer. Milton "twelve thumbs" Himmler played with his guitar, Biff "paradiddle" Longbow inpregnated groupies & beat on his tom-tom, Kat "the burglar" McFogelberg played bass & rifled hotel rooms & there were three brothers who filled in on a rotating basis, but seeing as how they all had different last names...they are of no consequence. When I had finally misplaced all the things they had me carry, I didn't have to buy the beer anymore. With nothing better to do, I went to the desert. Upon arriving in the desert, I found a pair of dice & began to play. I played for 13 years. I made a lot of money & lost a wife (talk about coming out ahead). I left the desert & wound up in Misery building sound equipment of quality. I am still doing so. ...UPDATE... Biff has become sales manager of a midwestern manufacturer of re-usable prophylactics,He is doing well. Milton still tours with a legendary polka-meister, showing up faithfully for every gig.( the polka-meister died in 2002, nobody has the heart to tell ol' Milt) Kat is doing 15 to 30 in the Indiana license plate academy. The three brothers with different last names opened a chain of auto parts stores...you may have heard of them....Manny, Moe & Jack.