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About Me

Greetings my fellow Myspace visitors. haha Ok that sounded pretty corny. I'm Joe and I'm what you would be referred to as creative. I'm complex like the rest of the human race and life itself. I love comedy, I love music, preference on Hip hop. I am a big fan of Hip Hop culture. Also, I am a graphic designer and you can see my portfolio either on my professional myspace page(I know it seems like some sort of oxymoron) or on my website www.joebarondesign.com My friend like to put me in the category of "outgoing", but I'm more personal and sheltered. I do not mean sheltered as being kept under a cave and not knowing what's going on in the world. I like to make jokes, but sometimes people say when I do so I'm usually making fun of someone. Hey as long as I can take jokes when it's at me than it's ok. You have to learn to take the hits if you want to give them. Also, I'm martial arts practitioner studying Kenpo Karate as well as Gracie Jiu-jitsu(Braziliain jiu-jitsu). My views on politics and religion are definitely not from a conservative viewpoint. I try to be fair and maybe sometimes I justify many subjects, even outside politics and religion. Life is beautiful and it has to be lived to the fullest, so it is no surprise that I would say "Carpe Diem" would be a motto of mine. If you would like to learn more about me, send me a message and we can talk. ONE LAST THING...PLEASE DON'T SEND ME SPAM. I'm in a relationship and I don't need internet dating spam sites or porn sites secretly pretending to be some "hot and sexy" woman on the internet to get me to their site. It's a rather annoying marketing campaign and not a very good one..... ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Miri Ben-Ari performance at the Apollo. I remember watching this and thought it was great and then soon enough she's on tracks for rappers and releases her own album.I've always been a fan of Cindy Crawford. Pimped by PhatPimpClothing.com
Eva Mendes...I like this photo of her...It's sexy, classy, and artistic.

My Blog

I’m a George Carlin fan

I'm a George Carlin fan and it is sad to find out that he died. Once I got a text from my boy Nick, I immediately searched for it and it is sad to know that the outcome he told me was indeed true. He ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:46:00 GMT

Disrespecting the national anthem...is Obama doing it?

So, my coworker sent me this picture of Obama and Hillary Clinton during a National Anthem somewhere. She says, "Should we really even consider voting for someone who disrespects our national anthem?"...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:39:00 GMT

Hypnotizing

Ok I know I should've posted this when it was fresh from an experience, oh well. Either way hypnosis is fun and interesting. I want to share some stories I have experienced and would like other people...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:48:00 GMT

The Story about my car accident on Friday the 13th- WITH PICTURES of the aftermath

Ok, for those that do and don't know I was recently hospitalized due to a car accident which happened on Friday October 13th. I have been taking marital art classes the dojo around my college(for thos...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:53:00 GMT

Poem inspired by the song "Promiscuous Girl" & some thought on the subject matter

I wrote this out quick, just some thoughts after listening to it and realizing about every girl who enjoys the song. It got me thinking about the young-ins.A promiscuous girl is a synonym for a slut, ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:22:00 GMT

Celebrity quotes part deux(that's frog for 2) haha

These quotes are great. People say the funniest things. I love the Chinese oneQuestion: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live fo...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 23:00:00 GMT

73 FUN FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

I love these stupid statements. I find them to be so ridiculous that they're funny.1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:49:00 GMT

Guys version of THE RULES

Yea, so I found this and thought it was rather entertaining. It's pretty much the truth haha. Enjoy Men ARE not mind readers. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 01:02:00 GMT

Celebrity Quotes

Here's some celebrity quotes I found and felt like sharing if you didn't hear about them. Some of them are humorous. "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he n...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:37:00 GMT

Who comes with these sayings?

Who thinks of these safe sex rhymes? I've never seen a complete list of this before so I figured I'd post it. Some are humorous. If I missed any feel free to post one. HAHA 1. Cover your stump bef...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 17:17:00 GMT