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About Me

Don't add me or message me if you're going to be a complete jackass. I don't care how much bling, money, your package and how "big" it is, or how you wanna get in my pants. Being a pig isn't going to get you any closer to my phone number let alone my pants. If we can have a decent conversation then I'll consider sending a message back, if not and you don't hear from me, it's probably due to one of the reasons listed above. I'm a punk rock chick at heart with a soft spot for tattoos and piercings, if you don't have those then it automatically excludes you from the things I like. I can't help what I like and if you have a problem with it, please click the back button thinking I cared about your one dimensional bland feelings. I'm probably one of the most complex girls you've ever met, I'm very fickle and I tend to procrastinate alot. I won't hesitate to tell you my flaws and my bad habits, same for my strong points, I will let you know anything, as long as you ask. I'm quite the lady though I'll tell ya that now, I burp, scratch my ass, spit, smoke, swear like a sailor, and do things so vial that you couldn't even imagine where I would draw the line at. All in all, I'm not your typical girl and It relieves me because I'd be damned if I were like anyone else. I am myself and an individual, Do not try and change me, I will laugh in your face and tell you to fuck off. So if you think you've got what it takes to be my friend or even try to hit on me..GOOD LUCK. THANKS! =D To put it simply, I'm not your average girl. I love my music it's my life. I have this weird obsession with "The Joker" and Pirates, and still can't seem to understand how they go together. I'm not closed minded nor full of myself, however, I can be rude, ignorant and a constant twitch in your ass just to entertain myself. I am a pretty dorky person in general, I am outgoing and fun to be around. I have this sense of humor that I can't exactly categorize except for AWESOMELY RAD! I think plastic sporks are the best invention yet, and that lawn gnomes really do steal my panties in the dryer. I have 9 piercings and 4 tattoos ( technically 6 because I added onto 2 of them) I love singing, writing poetry, dancing, spending time with friends, and being easily amused, lol.

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I've already met the person I've been wanting to meet. And it was all worth it.

My Blog

Maybe... ( A Poem )

Maybe I need you Maybe I dont Maybe I'm just afraid of being alone Maybe it's your touch Maybe it's your kiss whatever it is It's sinful bliss You're eyes glare And pierce my soul You find secrets I h...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:29:00 GMT

Access Denied

Grab what you canCause It's Not gunna lastWhat happened beforeLets leave in the pastRestricted boundries andLimited access are just a Few things I go throughAll...just to have you.music, poems, and wr...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:10:00 GMT

Granulated...

I can see you slipping awayHold my breath asI count down the daysAs your face fadesSlowly with timeI sit to think whenYou were mineNow I sit alone inThis placeAnd I stare blanklyinto spaceSee the time...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 21:42:00 GMT

Moments That Almost Weren't... (poem)

4 years that had pastOur moment at lastWalking hand in handGliding gently through the soft beach sandSkies like black satin sheets with tiny diamonds to accent itYou steal a kiss knowing I will never ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:32:00 GMT

Tiny Dancer of the Heart

A tiny little dancer glides around in my head.Like a continuous hymn of angst puncturing my brain.Telling me to build up my wall and stand tall. Then it happened.... There he was standing there with a...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:41:00 GMT

RIP My {Pinup Queen}

Betti e Page dies at 85; pinup queen playe d a key role in the sexua l revol ution of the 1960s and later becam e a cult figur eBetti e Page, the brune t pinup queen with a shoul der- lengt h ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:44:00 GMT

The man She thought He was.

Happy little family Mother, Father, and their daughter. Smiles that never go away And Happiness that seemed to last forever. They all sit to dinner, to talk about their days. Cleaning up the dishes, ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 23:58:00 GMT

Outlined Kisses

His loving touch, His warm embrace, The kisses that out-lined my face, Have faded away and sailed in time A time unclear But were all mine. Sleepless nights, Still untold The love we had, will never g...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:45:00 GMT

Breathe Free

No more love poems No more tears No more pain Just wasted years No late night phone calls Or random "I love you’s" Only crumbled papers Of yesterdays bad news Hello lonley mornings Even worse l...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:53:00 GMT

Mourning Sickness

Mornings never seemed so lonley. The sweet scent of you lingers on the pillow beside me Yet that side of the bed is made and cold. Walking down the street, I see a baby crying I've never felt more i...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:05:00 GMT