sly cooper - ProfilesArchive

About Me

my best friend creighton calls me sly cooper i lost my virginity to him about a week ago in the dark room of our school metro arts my other friend rachel is a goddess i love to smoke and drink like a crazy motherfucker im really hot and skinny and everyone wants my cock i wish you were all in my top 8 -sly

My Interests

sex
drugs
rock and roll
pigeons
pandas
creightons cock

I'd like to meet:

a hot la-day...with a great cock

Music:

cher, janis joplin, professional sex, broken barbies, cliche ids, the incindiaries

Movies:

coffee and cigarettes, the dreamers, zombie movies, stealing beauty, a sex tape i made with loretta

Television:

she spies, invader zim, bible man

Books:

AMERICAN PSYCHO, the bell jar, the subterraneans, visions of gerard

Heroes:

GOD, my parents, and the bible