I was born in the mountains where rivers run and birds soar. I was raised by wolves until i was 7 ,then hunters poached my family and made me their bitch. But as I grew I became strong and strangled them all with my bare cans. At the tender age of 13 I was forced to live off the land, having to do anything to suvive. Before long I came in close contact with more humans and right as I was about to slay them, they offered me food. I was confused, I wasn't sure if it was a ploy to get me to be their bitch. But I was pretty fucking hungry so I ate it. It turns out they wanted to be friends and had no intentions of sexually assaulting me!!!! So I moved to Florida with my new family, and have basically been partyin' down ever since...
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