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About Me

I tell you everyting! I'm Swan, and all the time people tell me that I looka like a BjÃ¶rk, the singer from Iceland. I work at Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail salon. I do the manicure, I cut the hair, I take the money, you know? I come from Mjerga, Kuvaria. It's on the top. My parents meet in Mjerga in 1965. My father is American. He looka like a man. I have sister name Kitty, but she no speak english so good, not like me! I like burger and cacao. I have dog name Jujubee. He's so cute. I hate to wait in line. It's such a waste of time! Okay, so now you know everyting!

Oh, here's a map with my country on it!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Yeah, no! Okay. He has to l*oo*k... like a man! Not like some bozo who don't understand anyting. Otherwise anybody! I like everyone, dark and light, blacka like you, blacka like a me. I get along well with monkey-in-the-bush boys too. I feel safe around them. I attract lonely little lesbian ladies, but I'm not lesbian! But I can't blame them, because I so sexy. I like people who not in hurry. And your mamma!

My Blog

ELECTIONS ’08 * PLEASE VOTE!!! *

Okay, okay! I'm going to vote, you know? And I want you to vote too! I tell you who I vote for! I tell you everyting! Okay, he l*oo*k like a man. He's dark and light, bla...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:36:00 GMT

I feel so shiny and new, you know?

Okay, you know, I put up new videos that you never see of me. Okay, you go watch! Okay, you go go go go!
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Tanks to you!

Tanks to you all for joining my MySpace page. It was time to make a gorgeous pretty beautiful site for the Swan. Okay, dat's it, goobye! Miss Swan
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:13:00 GMT

Okay, so you come by, congradulations!

Okay so you want to know more about a Swan? Okay, I tell you everyting! No, not right now!
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:01:00 GMT