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StephNus

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About Me

Tony Vanderberg, suffering schizoprhenic - "If I had a girlfriend who was schizophrenic, we could stop taking our medication and have the biggest parties! By ourselves!"
Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfeild sofa across the feilds of prehistoric Earth.

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I'd like to meet:

Aspasia from ancient Greece, Einstein in his later years, Conan O'Brien, and the guy who made this video.

My Blog

Viewer Discretion is Advised

3 am this very morning Jacob and I were performing some actions that sometimes happen between a young married couple, and it was not yahtze. About mid-coitus a very angry knock resonated from the door...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:33:00 GMT

Sudafed Sleepwalk?

As far as I know I've never slept walked before, until last night that is. apparently sudafed + Wine = Sleepwalkat 4:30 this morning I woke up on the couch wearing a poncho...and nothing else, I looke...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:21:00 GMT

A strange and sad weekend in Bartending

To tell the absolute truth I had a great weekend. It wasn't a big money maker, but it was mostly pleasant. At least for me, but here are some things that you have to face when you get close to your pa...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:13:00 GMT

Enlightening

A lot of things have happened in the last 6 months. I think Terry Pratchett says it best with "It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:03:00 GMT

A Good Day

I opened my eyes in the sunlit bedroom, and cursed myself for doing it. "Ugh." I said. Jacob who lay next to me turned over and replied "Oh yeah?" "Ugh...Hangover...Ugh." I slowly got up and moved in...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 16:44:00 GMT

Okay this is pretty tiring

We have a scardy cat, cat. He was an outgoing little kitten and we were in love with him, but suddenly he started being afraid of everything except our other cat Christmas. His name is gaelin. He...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:55:00 GMT

Weird Neighbor

Two days ago Keyera and Sarah were "Helping" our neighbor (and buddy) Charity put up her big tent in the back yard. Keyera ended up ditching for not feeling well, but Sarah hung around till the e...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:51:00 GMT

How I know (Warning, may cause gagging)

How I know Jacob and I are right. The first time we ever went shopping together it was at Walmart. He was super hyper and goofing off, which for those of you who know Jacob, the word "Hyper" is not c...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Well this pretty much sucks doesn’t it?

Two years ago I was driving my car. It was the first one I had ever bought. I was 19. There were sirens so naturally I pulled over farther. My side veiw mirror grazed a parked car not even marking or ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Hmm

K so emo unhappy blogs are not my style, and really I'm not unhappy. I'm just getting a little over-stressed, what with needing to catch up from A: not having a job for two months B: getting hefty fin...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 20:01:00 GMT