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Well, where do I begin? I guess the beginning would be best. I was born in the southern tip of the North Pole by a pack of rabid arctic wolves. I'm not sure how I got there, but the penguins tell me that I was found in the cornfield up there. I tried calling their bluff, but they assured me that they were telling the truth. That's the last time I'll ever listen to a penguin.
Anyhow.. at the age of 3, I left home, because that is the typical age that arctic wolves leave their homes. I made my journey to Greenland, and despite what the name of the country says, it's not very green. From there, I went to Iceland, and despite what the name of the country says, it's not very icy. I then swam to America, the land of freedom... I was then immediately thrown in prison for being an illegal alien. In my native arctic tongue, I tried to explain to them that I was positively American! It didn't work so well, as they repeatedly claimed that I was a terrorist and threatened to kill my family if I didn't tell them where I hid the bombs. To say the least, I've had a rough childhood, especially my toddler years.
After a year in prison, and the day before I was to be executed via electric chair. I was pardoned from the warden, saying they made a mistake and that I wasn't a terrorist. I'm glad they let me know that I wasn't! I would have never found out! That's the last time I'll ever swim to Texas!
I then moved to Kansas, where I enrolled in elementary school and later got adopted. And the rest, they say, is history.
A 2 hour long Zelda fanfilm: Legend of Link. I suggest you watch the credits, too
And a commercial for bombchu
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