It's perfect. He's perfect. |
Not talkin' 'bout a yearno not three or fourI don't want that kind of foreverin my life anymoreforever always seemsto be around when it beginsbut forever never seemsto be around when it endsso give me...
Posted by Sex♥Apple on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:45:00 PST |
Slow Dance |
Joe- "You should write a blog about this."
Me- "Oh yea? What should it say?"
Joe- "It should say, 'Me and Joe slow danced... It was intimate."
So... Me and Joe slow danced tonight. Not on the da...
Posted by Sex♥Apple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Frogs and Scorpions... A story by Adam. |
AdamVMS: ok so there is a frog swimming through the river... and a scorpion sitting on one side... the scorpion is like "pst frog come over here i need to talk to you"
AdamVMS: so the frog goes over ...
Posted by Sex♥Apple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sugarbob |
this is the best strongbad email ever!
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail31.html
<3 Brittany xo
Posted by Sex♥Apple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Do this.... Please! |
wanna stay my friend?
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why ...
Posted by Sex♥Apple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Pirate Names! |
I need a good pirate name... What should it be?
Posted by Sex♥Apple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
e-mails |
I just got an e-mail from some porn site... Subject line: "My best friend's mom is a slut... Lucky for me."
Seriously, where do they come up with this stuff???
<3 me xo
Posted by Sex♥Apple on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
