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Lord Tyler Swain of Sealand

Go Back To Your Home On Whore Island!

About Me

Don't be a product of your environment, make your environment a product of you. All I need is a cool buzz, some tasty waves, and I'll be fine...I like my whiskey on ice and my women on fire. "Tyler, It's too bad our childhoods were plagued with constant abuse and lack of discipline or educational stimulation, but hey! Look at how we turned out! I invented a drink called an alcatraz, and you follow around a band called Dirty Sweet." -Jatin Das Gupta I've recently been named a Lord of the smallest country in the world, Sealand, just off the South coast of England. "I don't go out unless it's double overhead, so daddy can spend some quality time in the green room" "I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo tshirt, cuz it says I'm formal, but I'm also here to party. Cuz I like to party, so I want my Jesus to party to." Emo kids think it's cool to wear tight girl pants. I think it's cool that because of the constraint they won't be able to reproduce.
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My Interests

whether you're in the water or on the land, puinsai cuz!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone but you... You're a smelly pirate hooker!

Music:

Most everything

Television:

Leave it to Beaver, Dateline's How to Catch a Predator

Books:

On The Road, Moby Dick, Treasure Island, The Motorcycle Diaries, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Goodnight Moon, Everyone Poops

Heroes:

HENESSIE'S: HERE'S TO A LONG LIFE and A MERRRY ONE, A QUICK DEATH and AN EASY ONE, A PRETTY GIRL and AN HONEST ONE, A COLD BEER and ANOTHER ONE!

My Blog

I'm in England

Hey everyone, if you're having trouble getting a hold of me, it's because I'm in England working. I'll be back on the 11th of June.
Posted by Lord Tyler Swain of Sealand on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:06:00 PST

Apparently I'm a gypsy....

Note typed and taped to our front door this morning:"NOTICEPlease do not leave shopping carts in the walkways and on the hallways.This is an apartment, it is not a vagrant campground for gypsy.Who eve...
Posted by Lord Tyler Swain of Sealand on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST