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About Me

Im 25, im black, irish,polish,and yeman. Im a funny guy. let me tell you a joke. Two peanuts where walking down the street. One of theM GOT FUCKED UP!!! Ha ha ha.Im sure you herd that one a million times. I and fuckin love puppies. Is it just me, or does every person/product(s) from sweden walk around like thier shit dont stink. Fuck their chocolate, posteurpedic rat trap beds, and their stupid little weight loss pills. If you have a good sense of humor we will get along. D%A
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Name: paul
Zodiac: sagitarious
Height: 5'11
Weight: 215 lbs
What does your screen name mean: it ment somthing in jr high
Makes you smile: puppies, getting paid, coffe
Makes you laugh: jokes, the bush administration
Makes you sad: being bored
Makes you made: lyers, nazi's (american ones anyways), child molesters
Pet Peeve: when people glare at me. or sucky people thinkin their better than me
Best Physical feature: different people like different things
Best trait: i work my ass off
Do you Believe in
God: yes
Karma: ...or somthing like it
Love at first sight: im sure it could happen
Anti-Gay marriage laws: who the fuck cares, as long as i dont here the sounds of 2 guys fucking, im cool.
Yourself: i know who i am
Opinions
The meaning of life is: advance your world for those coming after us
Favorite cuss word: fuck
Favorite act of affection: necking
Turn on: depends on the girl, but i love a nice buttox.
Turn off: to much talking. conversation is good, but not when i cant get words in. and girls who dont hold doors open for guys.
Favorite pastime: exercise, bullshitting, and other fun things
Favorite magazine: probibly muscle media. i dont really read em thou
Entertainment
Favorite 80s song: still loving you, from the scorpions
Song you most relate too: dont get me wrong- the pretenders
Childhood cartoon movie: fivel
Favorite line from a movie: fuckin chuck norris-last line in the movie dodgeball
Beavis and Butthead or Jay and Silent Bob: beavis and butt head
Favorite Director: dont really have one
Best low budget cheesy movie youve ever seen: evil dead serious
Celebrity crush: tina faye from saturday night live. funny girls are sexy
Funniest Comedian: depends on what mood im in
Best music video: weapon of choice, fat boy slim. with christopher walkin dancein arund
If You Were....
A SuperHero, What Would Your Super-Name Be: paul parr, they could know who i am
An Evil Villain, What Would Your Evil Name Be: same, fuck em
A Dog, What Breed Would You Be: german shepard/saint bernard mix. that would be a bad assed dog
A God(ess), What Would You Control: hhhmmm..... what ever i culd get i guess
Ice Cream, What Flavor Would You Be: vanilla, chocolate mix
A Crayon, What Color Would You Be: brown, cause i am brown
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My Blog

These are FACTS about chuck norris

Funny Facts about Chuck Norris Top Thirty Facts about Chuck Norris.....Sooo Funny (Only facts with 50 or more votes count) Fact # of Votes Rating Fact # Rating Chuck Norris' tears cure ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 19:30:00 GMT

party

any one want to go to my pants party?
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 23:36:00 GMT

boston

ha ha ha, its funny hearing people talkin their native boston languague. cant wait to get back from this unholy place. ill be back  sun night (not a moment to soon) call me than.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:53:00 GMT

to all of u

any onme want to go to baysides in center tonight? if u do my cell number is 516-983-6197.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:35:00 GMT

hell yea

every one have a happy new years. good luck to a new begining, and new habits!
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 09:58:00 GMT