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Jevil

My World, My Rules, Fuck you if you don't like it.

About Me

MY NAME IS JEFF.


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After 28 years on this earth I have discovered that I know nothing at all about anything. I work the graveyard shift for Bank of New York Mellon, where I process checks. It's kind of boring and a reasonably well traind Chimp could probably do my job. I'm pretty much addicted to music. Metal is my main interest but I'll pretty much listen to anything as long as I think it's good. I love Bowling, I've been bowling since I was like 7 or 8 years old, and I don't think I'll ever stop, hell I'll probably die on the lanes one day. I like Comic Books, Horror movies, and other wierd shit. Some might say that I'm overly obsessed with Vampires, Werewolves, Dragons, and Skulls, I'd say it's just another one of my wierd hobbies that I spend maybe just a little bit too much time on. Well that's me in a nutshell.Come visit my store on CafePress!Thank You Very Much!
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Purity Test

MY RESULT: Completely Contaminated


You beast, you. Save yourself now before your mother has a nervous breakdown.
On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 1 Purity Point out of 6. (Honestly, we’d prefer to make it zero out of 6, but then we’d have to get the authorities involved, and you’d have to hire a lawyer, and, well...it’s more hassle than it’s worth.) Even though, on our scale, you’re pretty much the scum of the earth, there’s still a way for you to redeem yourself and purify your soul. How about an exorcism?

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My Interests

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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


100%

Sex God


80%

A Romantic


45%

Virgin


23%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil.

Michael Myers


75%

Jason Voorhees


70%

Pinhead


60%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Candyman


45%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Captain Spaulding


45%

Leatherface


40%

Jigsaw


35%

Buffalo Bill


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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What Element Lies within you?(PICS)
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You scored as Darkness

Darkness! Silent, mysterious and contemplating, you keep to yourself, and maybe a best friend. You are sometimes shunned and sometimes adored. It really depends. you will fight if you have to, but dont take much pleasure in it. You may feel alone, but its really that you just push everyone else away...


Light


83%

Darkness


83%

Fire


50%

Wind


33%

Earth


33%

I'd like to meet:

You Reading this.

Music:

.... width="425" height="350">.. .. ....>.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ....>Kittie fucking owns my soul. Thine Eyes Bleed, Metallica, Pantera, DamagePlan (RIP Dimebag), Slipknot, God Forbid, Lamb of God, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, Candiria, Fear Factory, Soilwork, Slayer, Mudvayne, Static-X, Dope, PM5K, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Faith No More, OZZY, The Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, Tool, APC, Type O Negative, Strapping Young Lad, Therion, Kiss, Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, Poison, Aerosmith, The Stones, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Soulfly, Sepultura, Biohazzard, Suicide City, HIM, CKY, Dropkick Murphy's, Taproot, Hatebreed, Tech N9ne, Tupac, DMX, Wu-Tang Clan, Dr. Dre, NWA, Ice Cube, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, John Cena, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney, Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker, KMFDM, NIN, Korn, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, System of a Down, Disturbed, Sex Pistols, Black Label Society, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Sevendust, Skinny Puppy, Machine Head, Godsmack, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, Cradle of Filth, Coal Chamber, DevilDriver, Sublime, Green Day, Blood for Blood, Johnny Cash, Edguy, E-Town Concrete, Wolfpac, Godsmack, Anthrax, All That Remains, and anything else I think is good. I also used to have many of these artists listed seperately but since both families keep getting larger by the minute just check out all Psychopathic Records artists and all Sub-Noize Records artists they are the shit for underground rap music. BTW that was a complete random order. I also reccomend that everyone who is into heavy music or theater check out Tobias Sammett's Avantasia:The Metal Opera parts 1&2 Such good albums.

Movies:

The Star Wars Saga, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, The Crow movies, The Harry Potter movies, The Halloween Movies, The Friday the 13'th movies, A Nighmare on Elm st., and anything with Vampires or Werewolves in it.

Television:

I watch the Sci-Fi channel the most, and Espn. That's about it. I really don't like too much TV other than Charmed, Buffy, and Angel. WWE, and TNA.

Books:

Way too many, but see my list of movies and you'll have some idea of what kind of books I like to read.

Heroes:

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Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

White Ranger
You are the White Ranger, you are Tommy. Your weapon is the Saba. You are the tiger and the falcon.
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You scored as Death. You are the spawn of all that is bad in the world. Just a touch and POOF THERE DEAD, taken to your underworld of hate and tourcher.

Giant Spider


100%

Death


100%

Dragon


100%

Ware wolf


75%

Creature


75%

Warlock


75%

Imp


50%
What Mystical Beast are you?
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You are Iron Man
Iron Man 90%
Superman 75%
Batman 75%
Hulk 65%
Green Lantern 65%
Supergirl 57%
Robin 57%
Wonder Woman 52%
Spider-Man 45%
Catwoman 40%
The Flash 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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My Blog

Maddness.

I feel more and more confused every day, frustration sinks it's hooks in me and slowly takes a hold. I want to lash out but I don't have the energy. Saddness causes me stress, sleeping does not help, ...
Posted by Jevil on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:39:00 PST

To all coffee lovers.

If you love coffee like I do, you must simply try the Pumpkin Spice coffe at Store 24. It is so much smoother and tastier than other pumpkin flavored coffees at all those other more expensive and stup...
Posted by Jevil on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:58:00 PST

Shattered

As shattered pieces of broken dreams fall to the ground like the crystal shards of a broken mirror, I begin to realize that warmth and light are nothing but illusion. Feel the bitter chill, embrace th...
Posted by Jevil on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:51:00 PST

Same name, same game, ain't a damn thing changed.

Once again the one and only Jevil aka Mr. Jeff Fitzpatrick is hitting you up in the good ol' blogspace. Still wild and crazy, still out on the prowl, and still down to slap the snot outta any fake ass...
Posted by Jevil on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:36:00 PST

Thank you.

Little thing in life twist the heart, soul, and mind in mysterious ways. I'm thankful for having a bunch of awesome friends. You mean a lot to me. I am thankful to have met the most wonderful young wo...
Posted by Jevil on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:19:00 PST

Quote of the day.

''You either die the hero, or live long enough to become the villian.''-Harvey Dent aka Two Face.
Posted by Jevil on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:58:00 PST

So

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. It's a good saying. Applicants for either position can now start lining up here. Plenty of opportunities arise daily, nd good things co...
Posted by Jevil on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:45:00 PST

Quote of the day. 7-14-08

Back again with another quote of the day. I just can't do them everyday cause somedays nothing really strikes my fancy. But I'll still drop them from time to time. So now for today's quote. ''Kiss me ...
Posted by Jevil on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:07:00 PST

The darkness heals me.

Soothing, calm oblivion overtakes me. I descend into the darkness. It wraps it's velvety comfort around my listless form like a cloak. Cocooned protection from the bright burning flames of reality. As...
Posted by Jevil on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:11:00 PST

Long weekends.

I really do enjoy long weekends. Sometimes they're the greatest thing in the world for meditation, reflection, and the clearing of your mind. But alas as all good things do they eventually come to an ...
Posted by Jevil on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:38:00 PST