Mike

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostituted named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He wouuld make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe, at the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
ABOUT
Name: Michael
Birthday: Aug 4th 1982
Birthplace: Fort Morgan Colorado
Current Location: Louisville Ky
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 10' and Grownin
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cool ones
Your Weakness: A Cute Smile
Your Fears: I will wake up and my perfert world will end!
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a sucker to date me haha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Guess What? :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Its noon already!
Your Best Physical Feature: PASS
Your Bedtime: When I get bored
Your Most Missed Memory: Dorm life
Pepsi or Coke: coke and jack
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mikey D's
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Hell No
Do you Sing: Do you really wanna find out?
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: Does my lady count? (DOG)
Do you want to go to College: Yes....
Do you want to get Married: Yes.... Poor Soul I will find ya
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope ive tired haha..
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Nope.. As long as I stay fit
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: O' Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: No but i have a ton
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep every day!
In the past month have you Smoked: Never have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Im not sure
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Umm
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Doing what I love!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Good Dad
What country would you most like to Visit: Only a few left but New Zland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5 5
Weight: I dont know 120"?
Best Clothing Style: Cute
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZERO
Number of CDs I own: Blank? or CDR's? A crap Load.. DVDs A crap load
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A bunch
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Your IQ Is 132
Your Logical Intelligence is Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
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