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Excessive sleep. Excessive food consumption. Avoiding regressing to manatee like proportions by running. Writhing about in goose shit. Gigs. Italy. South of France. Sri Lanka. Travelling. Jazz Fesivals in Nice. ART. Particularly that of Marc Chagall, Lucien Freud and Rembrandt. Liver cruelty. Drawing. Photography. Inebriation. Televisual comedies. Manc accents. Epitomising dancing ineptness. Running. New York. Watching shit horror films at the cinema accompanied by a lonesome sandwich. Northern Quarter. Kriek beer. Ten-bottles-of-st.tropez-a-day Mahogany Jim. Various bronzed specimens. Ilkla Moor. Night + Day cafe. Work avoidance. Sellotaping curtains shut. NOT express trains to Harlem. Death wish. (thankyou lau). Chickpeas. Great nutritional source/artistic inspiration DON'T ASK, being rather slack, Big Hands aka THANDS, if 'God' was a bar.....
office gluttons of west yorkshire. JCB tires round the middle, cake in hand, crumbs dropping, heavy breathing, arse cheeks swallowing chair. The Leeds Ladies Indoor Binge Society.
Led Zep, Beatles, Oasis, Small Faces, Neil Young, The Kinks, Faces, Patty Griffin, Paul Weller, Sam Cooke, Doors, BRMC, Humble Pie, Smokey Robinson, Aretha Franklin, Beach Boys, Radiohead, Steve Winwood, Big Brother and the Holding Company, David Bowie, Verve, Ryan Adams, Black Keys, John Lennon, Rod Stewart, Glenn Tilbrook, George Harrison, Motown, Steve Marriot, Squeeze, Blind Faith, Jefferson Airplane, Albert Hammond Jr, Cast, Traffic, Bad Company, Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Elbow, Interpol, Spencer Davis Group, Kings Of Leon, Richard Ashcroft, Kasabian, Eric Clapton, The Band, Vines, Chemical Brothers, Beck, Antony and the Jonsons, Lauryn Hill, Portishead, Cream, Gomez, White Stripes, Belle and Sebastian, Bob Marley, Arcade Fire, Secret Machines, The Coral, Marvin Gaye, I Am Kloot, Smiths, QOTSA, Grace Slick, Blur, Howling Bells, Maximo Park, Pink Floyd, Wolfmother, Charlatans, T.Rex, Supergrass, Jam, Turin Brakes, Coldplay, Human League, Archie Bronson Outfit, 10,000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Free, Billie Holiday, Strokes, Avalanches, The Music, Janis Joplin, David Gray, Van Morrison, Flaming Lips, James Brown, Stone Roses, Royksopp, Soulwax, Animals, Steve Wonder, Tom Petty, Bonnie Raitt, Chuck Berry, Concretes, Frampton, The Rapture, Pulp, Franz, Badly Drawn Boy, Velvet Underground, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Bees, Massive Attack, Tom Waits, Stooges, John Cooper Clarke..........
Almodovar porn. Silence of the Lambs. Polanski films - love the twisted horror element, especially fond of Rosemary's devil baby. Most films involving Al Pacino. Hitchcock/Kubrick movies. The Shining is great. Something attractive about Jack Nicholson's murderous tendencies. Amelie. Donnie Brasco. God Father. Fight Club. Land Before Time. Don't look now. Napolean Dynamite. Of late - The Departed. Various charming films such as Nightmare Before Christmas. Clockwork Orange. Alfie (as in Michael Caine original. Not Jude's disturbing effort) Lisa is obsessed with Moulin Rouge. Mandy, however is not. VISUAL TORMENT. Labyrinth. Obviously. David Bowie, circulation issues. The Snowman, clearly a childhood distress. The melting malarky. Slushy devastation.
Alan Partridge. Harry Enfield. Extras. Peep Show. Neighbours. Blackadder. Jools Holland. Simpsons. Blue Planet. Nathan Barley. Fast Show. Office. Louis Theroux. Tonight with Trev. Royal Family. Phoenix Nights. Fetishistic nonsense. Curb Your Enthusiasm etc etc...
Orwell. Iain Banks 'The Wasp Factory.' Not Bowen's fucking THE LAST SEPTEMBER. Would rather consume slugs currently basking in filth of kitchen floor.
Nessie.