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Cryptosporidium -- Stornn

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My name is Jaxin but not really. I like the smell of cabbage, its real nice. Hiding the T.V. remote, really sick shit. Sometimes a bit of randomness doesn't go down to well, so I told random to get fucked. You should talk to me, it'd be great. We could talk all night, maybe even all day, but probally not. Metal is the greatest type of music in the world, people don't appreciate metal. People are stoopid noopid. Whatever the fuck noopid means :S
Internet movies are the greatest things on this earth, such as Panathinaikos Bear http://fat-pie.com/pana10.htm
For instance, internet movies give us great sayings. If theres someone you don't like very much that walks up to you you could say, Hey look its .....(insert name here)..... lets pretend we like him/her. I do know what i'm talking about and to me it makes perfect sence.
You are in my dreams Stephanie, although you'll never read this Oo... How one yearns for such a beauty.

My Interests

Girls.LOL
Jesus
Church, on Sundays.LOL
Church, on Wednesdays.LOL
Music
World of Warcraft.WHEWT
Going out in the weekend instead of staying home doing my mypace up, WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.
Porrrrrrn
Alochol
Spelling.LOL

Music:

Music is one of the most beautiful things on this earth. Through the beliefs of others I have sculpted my Religion... It has one follower, myself. I have an open mind, I probally think to much about stuff that doesn't really matter but thats why I am who I am. Behemoth has played a huge part in my Religion, they speak/sing of things so great, so mighty, so beautiful... "I will give you a war-engine. With it ye shall smite the peoples; and none shall stand before you... Conquer! That is enough." /center Lamb of God!
Burn the Priest (Aka lamb of god lol)
Cradle of Filth!
Mastodon!
Behemoth
Rammstein
8 Foot Sativa
Chimaria
Cryptopsy
In Flames
Killswitch Engage!
Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prince
Johnny Cash!!!!!
Story over. (no this isnt a band.LOL, story time is really over)

Movies:

Team america
Dodgeball
Anchorman
40 year old vergin
Scary movie. all them.
Zoolander
Wedding Crashers

Television:

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!
Scrubs

Books:

Bookie booker
Bible.LOL

Heroes:

Jesus.
Matthew, Matthew the god boy. He likes god... and stuff.