Beeelirp |
So there were these two 50ish looking lesbians at work today. They had matching mullets, business in the front, party in the back. Oddly enough they were not talking about the migratory habits o...
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST |
It's dinner time! |
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pon...
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST |
If you were to douse me in gasoline and light me on fire I would probably burn. |
I mean I don't see why I wouldn't.
Here's to almost a month of non-sobriety, go Kevin!
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST |
I just had sexual intercourse with your mother and it was unsatisfying. |
I just thought you should know.
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST |
Forgetfulness is a virtue. |
I forgot where I was going with that.
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST |
I'm guilty of a crime I did not commit. |
I am an arrow shot with the constant question of whether or not I'm worthy of the trajectory. I feel I feel. God, I've never felt so above it all yet somehow I feel totally crushed. ...
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:15:00 PST |
Fuck bulletins, here's a survey part VI: |
A- AREA CODE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW:: 860B- BIRTHDAY:: 4/11/1988C- CURRENT CONDITION:: AloneD- FAVORITE NON ALCOHOLIC DRINK:: Mountain DewE- EATING CURRENTLY:: NothingF- FAVORITE FOOD:: Papa Gino's Piz...
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:37:00 PST |
Fuck bulletins, here's a survey part V: |
Fess up!Mark your confessions:[ ] I'm afraid of silence.[x] I Talk ALOT when I get really nervous.[x] I am really ticklish.[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.[x] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at ...
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:15:00 PST |
Fuck bulletins, here's a survey parts III and IV: |
Honesty Test1. honestly, are you dating anyone?No2. Honestly, what color is your underwear?Blue and white-based plaid
3. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?Cigarettes4. Honestly, what are you doin...
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:02:00 PST |
Fuck bulletins, here's a survey part II: |
*Guy Confessions *NAME: I have watched porn: ReligiouslyI have played/cheated on a girl: YesI sleep naked: OccasionallyI always sleep naked: See aboveI play video games: YesI wear boxers to bed: YesIv...
Posted by Kracka W. Kocaine on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:46:00 PST |
