You might remember me as the inventor of diarrhea. This is not to say I am the owner, but simply just the inventor, I made what you all now have. Thank me personally.I also invented that sort of guilty awkwardness you might feel when you go to a public bathroom to find that all the urinals are in use, so you enter a stall and notice the toilet is unflushed and covered in urine. You do what you have to do and before leaving notice that someone else is waiting to use the stall and that they're going to think that it was you that soiled everything. I made that feeling, for you to have. Thank me personallyMy father was a horsebreeder. It was his job to manually masturbate the horses. Seconds before they reached climax he would bring his mouth to their member and collect the semen that would disperse. An assistant would bring the mare over to my father who would gently place his mouth over the mare's vagina and spit loudly.My father was a saint.I ruined my profile with Some Assholes Anal Virus
