Nothing, life is not worth living. I hate everything, woe is me. Right now I am huddled naked in a cold, dark, dungeon carving a pentogram into my chest with an elephant tusk
A 500 pound coyote and kill it with one mighty blow from my immense fist.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: No need for the grand Mariah
Birthday: December 25th, the year 0
Birthplace: Bethlahem
Current Location: In a cave killing Gargoyles
Eye Color: Blau
Hair Color: Depends how long it is
Height: 6'1" of pure power and brilliance
Right Handed or Left Handed: I need to use both (Oh ya)
Your Heritage: If your inquiry is, in result, attempting to illustrate the location from whence my vast components sprang, I will concede without further deliberation. I was created following the fusion of particulate matter which, for 10,000,000 years prior to my conception, resided within reletively close proximity to the planet Xuron
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cowboy boots with blades on them for kicking my enemies' throats
Your Weakness: I have no weakness.
Your Fears: today Simba, I was scared I would lose you
Your Perfect Pizza: perfection cannot be attained (except in my case). Why would you taunt me?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to kill another (that's right) T-Rex with a sling. The kind you put your arm in. It can be done.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use that horse shit. I use the real stuff (works great as a part of a high fiber diet)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I never sleep, I wait.
Your Best Physical Feature: You decide. Probably my short and powerful legs.
Your Bedtime: Do you want to die!? What did I just tell you?!
Your Most Missed Memory: I do not live in the past, I live in the future. Just look at my high tech and stylin' clothing.
Pepsi or Coke: She don't lie, She don't lie, she don't lie.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Do you think a man of my class would frequent either?
Single or Group Dates: are you kidding me? Listen to what I've said and look at the many female companions in my pictures. You don't need to ask that question.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: As Danny (tourettes guy) once said, "I DONT GIVE A SHIT!!!"
Chocolate or Vanilla: va to the nilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I am too cool for that horseshit (ain't I)?
Do you Smoke: As in kill people? On an hourly basis
Do you Swear: I do not believe in making promises. One cannot guarantee the future, and in falsely predicting it I could be termed a liar. I will not allow such a term to be used in my reference. So, no.
Do you Sing: Of course. And I'm very talented. Dane and Dan are my biggest groupies
Do you Shower Daily: I shower myself in my enemies' blood
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: None of your business.
Do you want to get Married: another stupid question. Do you think my desires have any gravity in achieving such a goal?
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I am lovingly stuffed to the brim and overflowing with horse shit.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but I give elephants motion sickness when I swing them around my head and throw them at villages of starving Africans.
Are you a Health Freak: I fit half of your description.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: I had better like them because they take place every time I swing my mighty arms in the sky, generating large quantities of electricity. Every time I do pilates I make a storm. I try to mix it up, exercizing all around the globe.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the jazz picalo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: 5000 people? Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Shut up! I am dangerous when I'm angry (runs away sobbing).
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ate a great white shark that I killed with my hands, so yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I take a stagecoach to work.
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO, I am not trash (yes I am).
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I have sprayed my naked body with hot water.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Niet
Ever been Drunk: On the tide of adventure? Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Cut that shit out.
Ever been Beaten up: Of course not. I could destroy any demon or monster with a glance from my browneye.
Ever Shoplifted: Not at the same time.
How do you want to Die: I cannot die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A teacher so I bear witness to the magical look on a young child's face when it first learns to read.
What country would you most like to Visit: I have already graced every shore with my foul presence
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Why is there a u in there?
Favourite Hair Color: What is this, England?
Short or Long Hair: Hair is good (at times)
Height: Moderate
Weight: Not extreme
Best Clothing Style: Don't ask me about style
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: I'm not counting
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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Caren Carpenter, Yani.
Varmint Safari, Varmint Safari II, Calling All Coyotes, Big Knockers 3.
Oprah, any show on BET.
Anything by Mia Angelou.
Sung Su Kim, Kenny G, George Clooney.