~Fee~

So my name's Felicia as most of u already know even tho its not what y'all prefer to call me. my list of nicknames goes on forever. (haha, u know im right) im from oxford al where the yellow jackets rule! i just graduated and cant wait to get to Tuscaloosa in the fall Roll Tide! i pretty much dont use punctuation when i type which drives my friends crazy. i love to have fun anywhere at anytime with all of my friends. i try not to be predictable but im afraid i fail miserably. take a look at my poem down below. i find it pretty freakin hilarious and witty even if i didnt write it. go ahead. read it.yeah so college is harder, easier, more fun, and less fun than i thought it would be. to be honest i had no clue what i was getting myself into. i still love it though. ROLL TIDE!I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out. I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs. I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work. I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal. I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned. I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea. I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored. I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky. I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing. I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations. I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits. I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet. I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate. I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained. I used to be a road digger, but I got re-trenched. I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me. I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive. I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot. I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind. I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so. I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it. I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class. I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket. I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked. I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it. I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it. I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego. I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it. I thought becoming a candle maker, but I wasn't sure wick end was up. I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment. I wanted to be a mime, but I talked myself out of it.