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I'll knock your blocks over & shoot you with bubbles.
-K
Taken 2.25.09
Forever&always.
The Funnies.
Gina: I am bleeding profusely from my vagina.
Kim: Put a band-aid on it.
Kim: ZAHAHAHA! It said your dick was 5 inches!
Martin: I've been eating too much macaroni...
Kim: It said I was 9 inches!
Taylor: What size underwear do you wear?!
Taylor: Where do you put it all?!
Taylor: How do you walk?!
Kim: I stuff it up my butthole.
"I know, like Brokeback Mountain awesome!"
-Martin
Kim: What if pple had nipples as eyeballs?
Taylor: 20/20 Double D vision. ;D
Kim: Dood, viruses are getting on my pc.
Taylor: Use a digital kleenex.
Emma: Taylor Swift is a princess!
Kim: I just farted...
"My fart smells like brownies!"
-Julia Jockstrap
Kim: Whoa, we never broke up in 6th grade.
Tylar: ...I've cheated on you so many times.
Skadoosh!