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Gian - FORZA ITALIA Bitches!!

I should send out an Amber Alert for all the information in my damn PDA...

About Me

I keep it gangster, way more than anyone imagines.That's how good I am. I ANALYZE almost everyone. And just to get more specific, I suppose I could drop a paragraph right quick: Let's see, if you don't already know me, then get ready. I know every single person on my page personally, unless it's a band member or comedian, maybe. I text message and picture mail a lot, I eat SLOW, I eat a lot (I swear), my time is EXTREMELY valuable to me, as well as my friends and family. So when I want to hang out cause I'm off duty, it's my time, don't waste it, cause I could be Plenty of other places. I have Zero tolerance for those who are too shady and dishonest. I'm always with my phone. Deal.I am WAY more likely to take off to The City from Slow Coma County at like 10pm or later and go party all night down there...than go out with the same people who do the EXACT same thing every weekend and yadayadayada around these parts. I do love living up here at times, but you don't find me going Out here. This county is freaking AWESOME. A lot of cool people, bars, and amazing food so close all over.Yes, the press statements are correct, my sis and I are allergic to garlic, don't ask. I'm so outgoing and sarcastic it might scare you, but if you can't recognize a great person when you meet me, then Peace Out. I can read a person better than almost anyone else on this planet, no lie. I love laughing and smiling, and I adore sleeping in my extra-long twin bed. Yes, it's grand.My friends are more funny than your friends. No doubt in my mind, here is one video of proof...Thanks to Nina...Sam's Tpain

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My Interests

I have a lot of interests, too many to talk about infact. I really like soccer a lot, it is always there for me. My family, brother and sister, those are my favorite things. My friends! Laughing and smiling is pretty much my favorite. I love watching movies with friends and I like eating, too bad you can't tell though. Italian food and Japanese food would definetely be favorite cuisine choices. There are so many other things I could just randomly go on a tangent on. Hmmmm, food, smiling, driving fast, good music, laughing, running fire calls, making people laugh, drinking, dancing, drinking and dancing, helping people, eating, sleeping, sleeping in, eating, having a day to relax, vacations, movies, soccer, eating, sleeping, family dinners, wine, eating. Well, do you really want me to go on? I will just stop now, or else a novel will ensue...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows the difference between a Gurl and a Girl. Skippy's friend Leland's dog. A drink that Skippy hasn't drank and won't. Along with a gun he hasn't shot. Mr. Rogers. The Streets that MirDir creates homicides in. Every one of Toddd Storm's personalities. My brother's Beach Troll Lagoon Captivity Study. A sheep of Jana's that doesn't make scary noises at me. Duncan in 5, 10 years years. Mero G.'s favorite 80's item. Lindsay when she comes back to Earth, been waiting incredibly too long for that girl, we need to get started. And a great girl named Mollie. AWOL.People that I REALLY want to meet:Girls that wear intensely way too much eye makeup when not clubbing. Girls that are not emotionally or mentally stable. Compulsive liars. People that think they are really smart and want to prove it to you. Girls that know they are good looking and try to use it. People that don't understand my "SoCal Girl/Gurl Rule." Girls that only hang out with guys who pay for everything for them. Gurls with low self-esteem covered with fake body parts and attire that is completely inappropriate. Girls that think they don't have to do anything because guys provide everything for them.The Oakland Raider's fan base. People that like to start fights for no reason other than the fact that they think they are tough, or just don't know they are really white trash. People that are not rational, get stressed out easily, and have no concept of real life people. People that think they know things, and they totally do Not.People that think that they can automatically become fire fighters after taking one class. And their girlfriends that are under the same impression.People that are Two-Faced, dishonest, shit-disturbers, dramatic people that get you involved in anything and everything and leave you no choice but to help.People that have mullets. People that wear Big Dog t-shirts and are absolutely serious. People that try to smoke cigarettes in someone else's house. Meet as many meth heads as I can Without going into Lake County. People that think Cingular has great cell quality.Any guy with an armband tattoo that he got when he was or was not 18 years old.Ohhhh, people in denial! Yes! Them too! People with false realizations of any figment of reality. I love them also!! Oh hell YES! People that are completely delusional, deny truth.Oh! How about people that try to use you or something else as a Scape-Goat and deny it. Smart! People that don't answer back just cause they cannot face you because they know they are wrong or screwed up.People that can't remember things. Secondary to something as simple as "Maybe I shouldn't do these drugs and drink All this alcohol." - But KEEP doing it. People that are weak. I enjoy their company. Addictive personalities with no self-control, let's get those people to hang out also.
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Music:

I LOVE TECHNO. Everything. Country, Rock, Rap, Techno, Trance, Classical, Sinatra, Dino, you name, I might like it. Mood pending.

Movies:

I think everyone knows that I LOVE MOVIES. Ask around. I can say that I truly LOVE my DVD collection. As will numerous others.

Television:

I have A.D.D. I LOVE T.V. But don't watch it often.

Books:

Wait, what? What are those? I am not really a book person. Everyone in my family is way geared into reading books, but not me. I like movies. The only books I ever really read are educational, and are related to work and school. I think some of those are pretty interesting, but the average bear sure wouldn't.

Heroes:

My family members, that would be a strong set right there. I respect most all of my family members (immediate and outside) for what they have done. What they have done for me, and many others, you name it.And kinda that really cute gecko from those Geico commercials. But not those stupid cavemen.

My Blog

Typical LAME ASS Date With A Girl - HILARIOUS

Okay, my brother sent this to me via email. HOLY SHIT this is so funny it's unreal. Please just read this and write me back what you think. I'm going to show this to everyone I know...   Gian &n...
Posted by Gian - FORZA ITALIA Bitches!! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

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Posted by Gian - FORZA ITALIA Bitches!! on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:53:00 PST

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's and 90's When...

This is so fucking awesome...   Gian- 1.      You know you grew up in the 80's/90's if.........1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ". 2. You watched the...
Posted by Gian - FORZA ITALIA Bitches!! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST

Hell YES I'm From California

I'M CALIFORNIAN. THAT MEANS...-I'm Mexican or I've dated one or hooked up with one-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" ...
Posted by Gian - FORZA ITALIA Bitches!! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST

California Drivers - Holy Shit This Is Accurate Too

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real California driver never uses them.2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space ...
Posted by Gian - FORZA ITALIA Bitches!! on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:53:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Myfriend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even ...
Posted by Gian - FORZA ITALIA Bitches!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST