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The Gringo

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About Me

24/M/So-Cal Lo-cal. I'm down for whatever. And shit. Don't particularly believe in the devine. Love to meet new and interesting people. Think out side the box occasionally. Love cars, guns, games, and anything generally amazing. In the words of Mike Ness, "I'm in love with my car". My car is my pride. My bike is my joy. Collectively, they are my pride and joy. I love love, and I hate hate. If I was an Indian, my name would be Chief Packing-Bowl. But I'm not, so I'm stuck with Matteo. Some call me Suave; some call me "hey you with the hair". You can call me Suave. My biggest fear is dying alone. My dogs name is Buddy. Indeed, he is my buddy. Like his "dad", Buddy is an attention whore. Buddy eats food. Sometimes bugs. I love spending money, and hate being in debt. I love sleeping, but I hate going to bed. I love getting drunk, but hate trying to sleep drunk. Smokey and the Bandit kicks ass. Smokey and the Bandit 2 & 3 lick ass. If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to turn myself and anything on my person invisible; with that, all other desires could be attained in some way. Never take down a fence until you know why it was put up. Never take off your pants if you're not willing to put out. Never trust the invisible man. Especially if he's naked.

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My Blog

Best song lyric quotes of all time (again, as decided by me)

I decided to make a list of my favorite song quotes, I guess as a sort of follow up to the best albums list.  A lot of these will be ones that I know by heart, and find myself repeating at times.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:09:00 GMT

THE GREATEST ALBUMS EVER as decided by me.

Alright, several times lately I've found myself saying something like "damn, that was a great album".  To me a great album is not just one that has a few hits, but rather one you can put in, push play...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:04:00 GMT

True Lies

I thought this one was lost foreverI can tell you "lies"and they will always be sincere but they may come out too strong these are the things that I fear I'm not going to say that I love you th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:44:00 GMT

One

If there is one That by love can be named If there is one That by bitterness can be mamed If the one is a heart That won't let go Or a justice of life Without rythem or flow If the one pul...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:22:00 GMT

No direction home...

where should I begin? I don't know how to start so many things to say so many ways to my heart most of those routes are completely unknown except of course to you to whom the path is shown I don't w...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:23:00 GMT

R.I.P. P.O.L

RIP to dat nigga J, Jasun Ty Hansen, the P.O.L.. And btw, I feel that POL shit more now, than I ever did back in the day. I now know why you got that shit...But rest in peace my brother from another...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:26:00 GMT

I am what I am

Its pretty much on the money Pisces - Your Love ProfileYour positive traits:You're very tuned into your lover's feelings - and always doing something caring.Sweetness - you're the most romantic pe...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:30:00 GMT

California Grace lyrics

A palm tree can grow up and reach the sky,I never did stop and wonder why.It seems they climb into outer space,I guess it's cause they're living under California grace.California grace.Dear mother don...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Help Me

Help MeHelp me find a wayA way to get byTo halt the incessant questionIn my head repeating "why?"Help me realizeWhy life doesn't flowThe harmony is goneAnd you have nowhere to goHelp me understandHow ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 21:44:00 GMT

Untitled and Incomplete

I don't feel I ever finished this one.  When I put it on here, it seems pretty good as is.  no title though. I want to forgetabout the times we sharedI want to forgetabout the times I caredhigh school...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:46:00 GMT