"Today we salute you Mr. San Marcos Police officer. Whileother policemen are out catching real criminals, you areout catching underage college students drinking beer andsmoking pot. Whether it's on campus or off, you bravely gothat extra mile to make sure that every party is stoppedbefore midnight. Yes, you go undercover sporting a beerbelly and a receding hairline, you are the picture ofjustice and law enforcement. While some officers are outthere saving lives, you are making the world a more soberplace one college student at a time. So go ahead and crackopen an ice cold Bud Light, oh titan of the tickets,because when someone asks what you do for a living, youcan proudly declare, "I bust house parties."
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...But you can't see them
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