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I'm a guy who left the hardest metal band in history, abandoned the kewlest job in the world,(being a bartender at a totally exposed cabaret that doesn't even serve alcohol) and my little,"Agador" in Austin, to come learn how to turn a wrench on an aircraft in Tulsa, OK. Girls, Stay away from me!!! If I can make that bad of a mistake once, granted, I'll do it...No I'll never make that bad of a choice again, but it is about the equivalent to wiping ones ass with sand paper. By the way if you ever want to meet fat chicks, I guarantee that they are in Tulsa. You can't miss them, unlike the way they make me miss exits on the highway, because they are blocking the sign