Rampantly Flaccid

“We have a Steed Sword Stick, A Johnny-Seven Gun, A plastic Beatles wig, a Corgi 007 die-cast Aston Martin, a World Cup Willie tie, the complete set of American Civil War bubblegum cards included the gory yet extremely popular ‘Painful Death’ card which depicted a rearing horse throwing its Confederate rider onto some deadly wooden spikes, and yet we’re still flaccid in a steamy, rampant sort of way. One day we will saw in half the Beatles wig. Oh yes! Turned upside down in the garden and filled with wet earth. Orange crocuses were pushing up through the soil and they were so horribly beautiful. It was a goon moment..."

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