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lauberry shortstacks

I am here for Friends

About Me

i have just become the happiest woman in the world. i have the perfect boyfriend, and now we have the perfect baby boy. everyone should be jealous, because my life is GOOOOOOOD!! welcome to the world, jason michael!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

penn and teller, my heroes.
i do NOT want free ringtones, nor am i remotely interested in how many people have looked at my page. in fact, i'm not actually lame, so please stop posting this bullshit on my comments, don't send me messages about it, and don't try to be my friend for those reasons. thanks.

My Blog

this is what watching halo will do

200. My middle name is: ann 199: I was born on: a warm, sunny day in may 1985 (the 22, if you must know) 198. I am a: hormonal mess 197. my cell phone company is: fucking nextel 196. My eye color is: ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:46:00 GMT

who has a more boring life than me? no one.

All About Me, A-ZA - AVAILABLE?yessirB - BEST SPORT?to play-soccer; to watch-baseball, hands downC - CRUSHfuck that shitD - DOGS NAMEkody, tucker, holly, and loganE - EASIEST PERSON(s) TO TALK TO:depe...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 20:50:00 GMT

arghhhhhh!!!!!

can i tell you what bothers me more than anything? when people say that they'll do something, and then they don't do it. i know, i've made this claim recently on other forums, but i figured it was app...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:20:00 GMT

the doubles

Two Names You Go By1.laura2. big LTwo Parts of Your Heritage1. polish                        ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:26:00 GMT

rules for men

i'm only putting this up because i thought it was hilarious. enjoy.     1 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella2 It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:05:00 GMT

the many wonders of not sleeping

this is me with too much spare time. Basics 001. name: laura 002. nicknames: chicken little, hopalong, bunny, laulau...turns out, i hate every one of them 003. sex: female 004. birthday: 5-22-8...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:52:00 GMT

two billion feet of snow, and i don't own snow pants

so there's a good foot or more of snow outside. it's sad that the child in me has died, otherwise i'd be out creating a vagigloo with my brothers.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jan 2005 21:20:00 GMT