"I will rip you apart with my bare hands...or vicious rhetoric!" This phase encompasses my entire life. If you know me (and if you don't you should) you already know that my goal in life is to laugh and make others laugh. I'm not much of a fighter because like the statement above indicates, I tend to use words to fight my battles. Not that I cant fight, its just I'm too lazy to get up and actually punch someone. Besides, who fights anyway "Use your words like a grown-up". I'm similar to the Rain Man in the sense that I have the innate ability to memorize at an incredible rate. The only problem is my talents are limited to movie and Family Guy quotes. Which means most of my material is plagiarized but funny nonetheless. And for the lucky few that get where my obscure quotes originate from, I think it makes the lines that much funnier. Oh and I can't spell very well so I had a very smart, funny, beautiful... oh and very humble girl help me with this even though I didn't ask her to. She is so nice don't you think?
