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About Me

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go uuhuuuhhuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Abe Lincoln, Paul Newman, Nick Swardson. Oh WAIT! I ALREADY DID FUCKING MEET NICK SWARDSON! We started a fight club.

Music:

Death Cab, Postal Service, Bloc Party, Two Gallants, Elliott Smith, Fiona Apple, Pearl Jam, The Shins, Journey, Air Supply, Plain White T's, Third Eye Blind, Fly Leaf, Howie Day (before he got popular), Damien Rice, James Blunt, David Gray, Incubus, Snow Patrol, The Killers, The Black Keys, Ani DiFranco, Guster, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Matthew Good, Lifehouse, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Eat World, The Used, Pete Yorn, Panic! at the Disco, The Fray, Lady Soveriegn, Explosions in the Sky... etc etc..

Movies:

Ok. Since I watch about 2343243 movies a year I sometimes find it hard to pick a top 10 even but here goes (in no particular order): Billy Madison, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Grandma's Boy, Big Daddy, Tommy Boy, Heat, 16 Candles, The Goonies, Breakfast Club, Better Off Dead, 10 Things I Hate About You

Television:

Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Scrubs, Miami Ink, Greys Anatomy, Threes Company, Arrested Development is my new crack ..

Heroes:

Buster & GOB Bluth..

My Blog

Good will towards man

So let me tell you a story about good will towards our fellow man. Today as I was driving back from Lock Haven I was doing about 85 on route 80. Which, for those of you that dont' know, i...
Posted by JEFF!! on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:05:00 PST