Fun Chris Facts
1.) My right front tooth is shorter than the other because I got kicked in the face (literally) when I was in 6th grade in San Antonio. The dentist never filled it completely because we moved back to California before my next checkup. Now should I file down the other one because its huge, fill the short one to even it out, or leave it as is? I'm lazy, so lets leave it.
2.) My guiltiest pleasure - Magic: The Gathering. It is the truth.
3.) The scar on my right elbow came from a horrible biking accident when I was camping. I was riding handle bars and my cousin abruptly hit the brakes and thence sent me flying, skidding, and then rolling across the pavement. Good shit.
4.) In 8th grade, I was deeply, madly, ridiculously in love with Britney Spears. Not sure if I should overtly admit to that one.
5.) In my entire life, I have only baked one cake. It was a rather lopsided birthday cake for my good ol' pal Tricia. I decorated it with icing and wrote "Happy Birthday" on it with those icing packet things. Needless to say, it kind of looked like throw up in a pan.
6.) I currently own 34 pairs of shoes. I wear damn near all of the at some time or another. I just take good care of them. I have lost 3-4 pairs along the way. Rest in peace babies. :(
:.EDIT.: make that 36 now...and 37 now...
7.) I think Beer Pong should be an Olympic sport =P.
8.) I'm majoring in Animal Science at UCD. Now what exactly does that mean?!? To be honest, I'm not quite sure. I once had aspirations to be a vet, but I don't like touching animals with large pokey needles and listening to the squeal. I also realized that my aspiratioins were dwarfed by all the crazy assed girls in my classes who have won their 4-H ribbons and have t-shirts with pictures of their horses silk-screened to the front of them. Seriously, snap out of it!
:.EDIT.: so now I'm minoring in Education as well. Accumulating these useless things. Weeeee....
9.) I paintball. Wooo! I started in high school and loved it. I have a 2004 Cocker. Completely stock...Rawr. ;) I also have a old Black Dragun that I funneled way too much money into before buying a better marker. :)
:.EDIT.: I bought an EBlade2 for my Cocker...and for those of you who don't know what that means...I just bought a trigger that cost more than the gun itself...and just opened a pandora's box worth of gun upgrades
10.) I play the guitar. Well on and off. I got a guitar a couple years ago. I cant read notes...well I sort of can from the piano days, but for the most part I just like to play around with simple chords and use guitar tabs (yeah i know that's lame).
11.) I think I have ugly ankles.
12.) I can probably eat more food than you. Yes, you being a generalization for anybody reading this. Even you fatties out there. One day I'm going to enter an endurance challenge to prove it. I once ate 2 large 2 topping pizza's from Cenario's in one sitting. It took over an hour, but I did it. I also once at 5 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers and 2 taco's from Jack in the Box in about a half hour at 2 in the morning. Best midterm study break ever...All this and I still can't break 130 pounds...hahahahaha.. lame.
:.EDIT.: Yes...my fatass reached the 140 mark for a period of time...and I'm down to 135 now...it's heartbreaking, I know!
13.) I used to dance a lot. I danced for the crappy dance team in high school. No, I don't dance anymore...at all...disappointing, huh? But if I really tried, I could probably still be better than you =P Just kidding, but no seriously...
14.) Babies are easily one of the creepiest things in the entire world. They are dirty and smelly and really really fat. They are usually really cold and they put everything in their mouth. They feel the need to touch everything with their hands so I hate it when they try to touch me with their hands. Sick...
15.) In addition to working at Jamba Juice, I work at the area service desk for UC Davis in the Cuarto dorms. Now, 90% of you don't know what the hell that means. Essentially, I sit behind a counter in an office and do homework, or play Yahoo games on the desk computer. The only time I get off my laurels to do anything is when a resident has a package, or if one of the dumbasses locks themselves out. Plus, you get all the cool perks of meeting new people. I also sort mail for the residents a couple times a week. You won't believe the free crap I have gotten from sorting junk mail.
16.) I have a fear of confrontation
17.) I won't give into the 80's music fad. I'm a die-hard fan of the teen-angst pop-punk, emo, indie generation. Say no to synth, casios, and laser beams integrated into music.
18.) I also will not give into the 80's clothing fad. I like my t-shirts and khaki shorts. I look like I skateboard, but I don't, and yes, you can call me bro...I don't mind.
19.) My level 20 Ranger-Mesmer will own your Guild Wars character, and I'm not ashamed to say that.
20.) I pick my lips...they like to bleed. It's a nasty habit
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