I enjoy trying to attack small children in the park, peeing on people's bikes, trying to play with horses, scaring Jews and taking a crap on hippie trails.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mister Kinch Bubba Turd
Birthday: Oct. 27, 2004
Birthplace: unknown
Current Location: San Francisco
Eye Color: Green and aspeck of blue.
Hair Color: Brown, tan, red, grey, dappled coat.
Height: 8' 10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: I don't have hands...
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haha vans...
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Anything that makes loud noises.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza in general is ideal.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: How to open doors.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Woof?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are there mexicans singing in the window?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Mom's bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: My aunties and Lola.
Pepsi or Coke: Water...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both would be delectable.
Single or Group Dates: Group...hehehe.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (duh)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ok maybe I shouldn't be taking this...
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Sort of
Do you Sing: No but I mooo
Do you Shower Daily: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Have you Been in Love: Yes but Sophie turned out to be a lesbian.
Do you want to go to College: No I'm a rebel...
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yes I have thrown up on multiple occasions.
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell Ya!!!
Are you a Health Freak: No I eat plastic...
Do you get along with your Parents: Me and my mom are real pals
Do you like Thunderstorms: You ever met a dog that did?
Do you play an Instrument: Ya sure I play the violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No malls are for loozers
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Mmmmmm yes!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes I have been n several plays
In the past month have you been Dumped: No nobody dumps the Mister Kinch!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm always naked...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, mom's food heeehee...
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Numerous times
Ever been Beaten up: I don't want to talk about it...Tyler
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Um I don't WANT to die...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pit bull
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt which is most definitely not in Africa...Nicole, moron.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short like me
Weight: Fat like really really fat like Ryan fat.
Best Clothing Style: Nothing...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Millions!!!!!!
Number of CDs I own: Just the From Justin To Kelly Soundtrack
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 84
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 I should have never eaten that lizard...resulted in a bath.
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