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im retarded.

About Me

hey guys, i'm parker roberts. i like it when you call me parkey. hm, i am 34 years old and i like to hang out at gay clubs. my birthday is january 21st, and my best friend is valerie. I LOVE YA VAL!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

either, valerie in 20 years or brad pitt.. cuz he's a hottie!