I Hate MySpace |
but I can't delete it because I can't remember my old aol password.
I would if I could though.
Myspace has become an advertising and spam filled monster.
If I were Tom I'd take this monster int... Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 13:32:00 GMT |
My Last Night in West Palm |
If you didn't know or notice, there was about a month that I lived in West Palm not too long ago. While there were random funny moments; working at a skate park, getting ripped drunk at Adam... Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
The Day I Nearly Had My Face Blown Off by a Cop |
After I get off of work I don't really have much to do. I mean since I killed my public speaking class yesterday, I've felt a lot better.
I wanted to go out and do something fun. Charlie, Brian and I ... Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:32:00 GMT |
Mexi-Blog |
If you haven't heard me complaining about it yet, I work at my grandfathers nursery.
For the first two days I thought I was in hell.
It actually turns out it is a pretty funny experience.
That experie... Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:45:00 GMT |
Raging Bull |
Matt Lilly is fairly new to the drinking game.
Yet for some reason, he's already a more entertaining drunk then me.
One Sunday night not to long ago, Matt, myself and a few lady friends decided to go... Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:04:00 GMT |
15 or 16 Ways To Be Like Tristan |
I haven't written anything in a while. I have no news because I no longer have a life. That's what being a grown up is like.
15 or 16 Ways to Be Like Tristan.
1) Tell your parents you're going to... Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:36:00 GMT |
Tristan Gets Sent Home |
Usually when someone is sent home from their job it's because they do something out of order.
Drinking.Having sex on the bosses desk.Smoking crack.
Whatever. Never standing being 30 feet away and... Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:23:00 GMT |
Tristan Parties in South Beach |
That is, of you call me drinking straight 151 with a bunch of guys partying then, yes, it was a party.
I've had my heart set on this night for about two weeks and it turned out to be a disaster. But, ... Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 13:40:00 GMT |
I'm Officially Insane |
Before I go any further...
Today is 9/11. On HBO there is a show and they're asking kids what they think of September Eleventh and why it happened...I fucking hate kids. They're stupid.
Anyway.
Does a... Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:08:00 GMT |
Taco Bell: Part II |
I almost wish my life wern't so amazing.I have three eye witnesses to this story and you probably still won't believe it.I snuck out of my house at 1am to meet Corey and two other friends at Taco... Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 23:14:00 GMT |