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About Me

Well Hey there chicks and chickens!I love the strange and unusual. I love the freeks, geeks, and bearded women. I enjoy cemetaries (even got engagged in one), but my biggest and most important passion is HORROR MOVIES!!! That's my thing ladies and germs. I love me some good ole fashioned monsters, ghosts, ghouls, goblins, and madmen. Not so much on the space aliens but I do have my exceptions.I love to read, knit, play video games (I F'in love me some video games), play chess, talk to old people, debate (on anything), cook (although i hate the cleaning), contradicting myself, playing with kittens, making wierd faces for extended periods of time to see if they stick, and ... umm...well, living. I really really really enjoy living. It's got it's trials, but here's my philosphy. Life can be trying and insane and full of barriers, but it's gotta be worth it, or else I would not have been born. So live life with smiles and bizarre sound effects and nothing can be that bad. :)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You. Unless your creepy (in a sexual deviant cannibal kind of way). Danny Elfman. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaimann, Clive barker, Jhonen Vasquez, Peter Jackson (and smack him upside the face for not makin a big budget horror flick...bastard has the talent for it), Dhali Llama, and The Burger King.

My Blog

Religion

So, I just took a test called "The Religion Test". I was curious and answered honestly and found myself facing a religion I have honestly never heard of before (or if I did, I didn't think too hard on...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:50:00 GMT

a quiz on me

So yeah...Danielle, I stole yer gag but it's so much damn fun. We used to quiz each other on random shit for no reason and about very little. So...here's a quiz on me...one of many random quizzes to c...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:31:00 GMT

REALLY GROSS!!! IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, DO NOT ENTER!!!

OKay, So I've been wanting to vomit the pain of my foot all over everyone I've ever met just because it was such a traumatizing and horrible experience. Some of you have had the pleasure of watching i...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 19:17:00 GMT

Too Much Space

There is a small apartment. Doesn't seem like much. But as the day progresses, with shadows lengthening every angle, with all the lights off save the sunlight through the shades, with the sounds of th...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:41:00 GMT

PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU LOVE MOVIES

I feel that I need to divulge the problem with the film industry. The main problem is that they got comfortable. They figured the masses would be sated as long as no original fun was being produced. A...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 00:14:00 GMT

The Croc Hunter

So, today...as most of the world has also been hammered with, was the death of our beloved Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin. Most people take his death extremely lightly. Laughing about it's hysterical ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:28:00 GMT

A mother is not just a womb

Now, obviously I have no experience being a mother in the sense of having given birth. But I have been babysitting and taking care of my little sister since I was 7. This may seem extreme, but my mom ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 13:41:00 GMT

COLBERT IS MY HERO!!!!!

I will keep this short (or I plan to, what happens and what I plan rarely coincide). In a nutshell, Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report on comedy central, ripped the President, VP, the whole house, a...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 15:24:00 GMT

V For Vendetta and the tanget that follows

Alright, so this came a little late but I must put out an opinion on this movie, so as to promote it's viewing. V For Vendetta is the perfect political film for our generation. All though it may not ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 14:13:00 GMT

Slither

Slither is a non-stop laugh riot. Nothing but over-the-top grossness, in yer face humour, and vulgarity up the wazoo (damn right I said wazoo...don't question me).So for any normal human who longs to ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:11:00 GMT