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Cletus The Fetus

Boobs will come and go and then one day u will meet a pair of boobs u want to marry and those become

About Me


My Interests

beer, burritos, football, music, reading

I'd like to meet:

that kid that was on the cover of world news that was born with antlers..and his mom, she must be one tough lady

Music:

CLUTCH, TOOL, SKYNYRD, BLACK SABBATH, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, DRIVE BY TRUCKERS, CASH, WILLIE,WAYLON, MERLE, DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, B.B. KING, ALLMAN BROS, FAITH NO MORE, TOMAHAWK, MIKE PATTON, INDIGENOUS, DAVID ALLEN COE, RATM, JERRY REED, CROWBAR, COC, CHARLIE DANIELS, SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS, WIDESPREAD PANIC, PRONG, LES CLAYPOOL, PRIMUS, ALL KINDS OF STUFF...

Movies:

evil dead, clint eastwood movies, tarantino movies, sandler and farley, horror

Books:

currently reading "the great and secret show" by clive barker, love stephen king: dark tower, true crime and horror, also great is amarillo slim's biography, and bruce campbells

Heroes:

that one puppy that shot that redneck