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Jackie Oh......

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About Me

I'm an aspiring writer living in New Orleans because the creative vibe here is awesome. I'm friendly, kind, and generally happy, though it's not chisled in stone. I love a good beer and will never turn down a Grey Goose and soda - lots of lemon of course! I'm little which makes men want to pick me up like a sack - and I usually don't mind unless they're so drunk that they drop me on my head. I've been a vegetarian since I was 15. I have a terrible sense of direction so I frequently get lost. I often wonder why the hell network tv stations bother to air R rated movies then bombard us with stupid lines like, "Motherflippin' bullsquash," and so on. C'mon, everyone knows the best line in Die Hard is,"Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker." It's ridiculous. And don't get me started on what they do to Scarface and Pulp Fiction! Okay, so I love the the male body. Hate animal cruelty - there's no excuse. I can be patient in the extreme with people who don't deserve it and highly impatient with people I love - go figure. I eat cold pizza for breakfast and cereal for dinner. HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gargoyles. Boys with lots of tattoos! ONE BOY especially... you know who you are hahaha.... I love being at Cafe du Monde at 4:30 in the morning, eating beignets covered with powdered sugar and watching all the tourists stagger down Decatur...... I love the sound of the streetcars clattering down St. Charles Ave. I like the old Cajun men in the Lafayette gas station who think my name is,"Baby." I love belly dancing and in my own mind I'm quite a rockstar! Hehe... Only kidding! I love thunder and lightning. I crave LIP VENOM lip gloss, so spicy!! I'm learning to speak ITALIAN and I will frequently try it out on unsuspecting people. I can roll a quarter off my nose, off my left elbow, and down both boobs and make it land in a shot glass so if you ever play QUARTERS with me - you will be very DRUNK. Vincent Price's voice sends delicious shivers down my spine - that includes his speaking part in "Thriller." I'm a VIRGO III, born in The Week of the Literalist. Revolutionary fervor runs high in this group.%D%A %D%A %D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A %D%A%D%A

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My Interests

My girl, my girl, don't lie to meTell me where did you sleep last nightIn the pines, in the pinesWhere the sun don't ever shineI would shiver the whole night throughMy girl, my girl,where will you goI'm going where the cold wind blowsIn the pines in the pineswhere the sun don't ever shineI would shiver the whole night throughHer husband, was a hard working manJust about a mile from hereHis head was found in a driving wheelBut his body never was foundMy girl, my girl, don't lie to meTell me where did you sleep last nightIn the pines in the pineswhere the sun don't ever shineI would shiver the whole night throughMy girl, my girl,where will you go?I'm going where the cold wind blowsIn the pines in the pineswhere the sun don't ever shineI would shiver the whole night throughMy girl, my girl, don't lie to me!Tell me where did you sleep last nightIn the pines in the pinesWhere the sun don't ever shineI would shiver the whole night throughMy girl, my girl, where will you go?I'm going where the cold wind blowsIn the pines, the pinesWhere the sun don't ever shineI'd shiver the whole night through There was a little girl And she had a little curl, Right in the middle of her forehead, When she was good, She was very, very good, And when she was bad she was horrid.Running with scissors, taking candy from strangers, playing with matches and hitchhiking. Mischief making and commotion causing are high on the list. Voodoo dolls and putting the gris-gris on someone - as natural as breathing. JAZZ FUNERALS. Drinking Bloody Marys when I have a hangover makes me smile. I love Thai food, falafels, blackberry pancakes with whipped cream, mashed potatos, Mrs. T's pierogues, grits with lots of butter, roasting marshmallows and making smores, homemade sangria, wasabi, HUGE bowls of pasta and tres leches cake -SO YUMMY. Falling in love with the wrong guy and loving it is a must for every young lady. My mom says I've always been a gypsy and I guess she's right. Traveling is a huge part of my life. I've slept in four star hotel rooms with beds big enough for eight people and on top of jagged rocks surrounded by insects so large they must've been exposed to radiation. I've been to the island of OAHU and the PEARL HARBOR MEMORIAL - SO TOUCHING. After visiting ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO I firmly believe that aliens did in fact crash land there - such a cool place. I'd like to go back to CANCUN since I had the the worst cold when I was there which sorta ruined it for me. I promised myself next time I go to CALIFORNIA I will be cage diving with the GREAT WHITES. I loved the ten days I spent in IRELAND and I am going back very soon. As lucky as I've been to see some of this world, it's not nearly enough. I think the world would agree........... Writing and creative expression is deeply important to me. I'm always looking for creative outlets - BELLY DANCING ROCKS! It's a language all its own.

I'd like to meet:

Musicians, artists, writers - creative people. People who actually care about something - whatever it may be. Fun people. People who don't automatically believe everything the government tells them. GEORGE CARLIN - NUFF SAID. Jon Stewart is awesome. I like rowdy folks, people who leave an impression. I like thinkers. I would've liked to have known my grandfather longer than three years as I only vaguely remember him and that's always been sad for me. I want someone who'll be just mine.%D%A .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..%D%ATHIS HAPPENED AT ONE OF MY FAVORITE LIVE MUSIC VENUES IN HOUSTON - WALTER'S ON WASHINGTON.%D%A %D%A%D%A

Movies:

Jaws, LOTR, The Exorcist, Farenheit 911, Eurotrip, American Werewolf in London, DANGEROUS LIAISONS - SO HOT. The Usual Suspects, Silence of the Lambs, Ordinary Decent Criminal, 28 Days Later, The GodfatherII, Shaun of the Dead, American History X, Goodfellas, Dracula, Watership Down, Cry Baby, The Night of the Living Dead, Dodgeball, Psycho, Caveman, Reservoir Dogs, Young Frankenstein, The God's Must be Crazy, BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN, The Little Mermaid, Amazon Women on the Moon, The Warriors, Shadow of the Vampire, A Christmas Story, Gone with the Wind, Tigerland, Stalag 17, Rebel Without A Cause, Clue, The Thing(remake), The Goonies, The Ref, Gilda, Casablanca, Sunset Boulevard, The Princess Bride..............A FISH CALLED WANDA IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES EVER!!!! There are just too many!!!!

Television:


You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims,
stretched them on the rack, burned them at
the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly
impaled them. Most of your killings were
politically targeted but sometimes you killed
just because you were bored. Your "reign
of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462.
Estimated numbers of victims vary between
30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!

Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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Books:

the journal my grandfather kept during his years as a P.O.W. in Germany during WWII. SORRY EVERYBODY an apology to the world for the re-election of George W. Bush, The Exorcist, Animal Farm, The Urban Jungle, The Falcon and the Flower, LOTR, Harry Potter(s), Wicked, Beowulf, Dracula, Guilty by Reason of Insanity,When Pancakes Go Bad, Dark Series, The Da Vinci Code, anything by Edgar Allan Poe and so on and so on.........

Heroes:

My mom for going back to college and maintaining a 4.0 average. the INKLINGS. Jane Goodall - met her! ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT. WOMEN IN BLACK - In Silent Solidarity With Victims of War and Oppression Everywhere. B.A.C.A. GENERAL HONORE (ON - AH - RAY) for coming to New Orleans when things were so bad.

My Blog

below average

Half the people you know are below average - Steven Wright
Posted by Jackie is getting a fucking life on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:30:00 PST

bread and butter

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread - Steven Wright
Posted by Jackie is getting a fucking life on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:23:00 PST

How true

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines  - Steven Wright
Posted by Jackie is getting a fucking life on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST