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jeff

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About Me


My name is Jeff, not to be confused with Bill or Jack, Pete or Dennis, my name is Jeff

-Keepin' it real since 1989
-My girlfriend's the swellest of the swell -The Liberator y The Dark Knight = bass fun
-I got rhyme selections in a wide array
-I play bass in Ellen Degenerate, ya heard?
-I can sing and play bass at the same time, can you?
-If the "rock star" idea doesn't pan out, I think I'll be a teacher, I'll teach the history
-I don't think Subway is for me anymore
-PRIMUS SUCKS!
-I wish I could TiVo my dreams
-It's all about the films of Wes Anderson...but there are tons of other great movies out there
-VJA = suck
-Here I come, Moraine Valley...

AIM = FTPbass777



My Blog

my professional review of Lord Treason’s show on the night of the 24th

the first band was okay, kind of lame. their drummer was really good, but the fact that their lead guitarist/vokillist looked like sabertooth from the x-men movies made them laughable. and their keybo...
Posted by jeff on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

dude, i have a fucking band...

and i write the lyrics...probably becuz they dont? idk we need a name still, but im thinking of those too here's another list for you, courtesy of me: Favored Verse (Convenence is a Killer, Man)Big Ti...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:23:00 PST

she do it now

please, please tell me, cuz i need to know now, i need to know now jaime, im so glad you're minewe'll be together a long time jaime, you do it now please, please be true, you know that i trust you, to...
Posted by jeff on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

steady as she goes

that's an ancient picture of me well not ancient, its over a year old though this blog has gotten kind of ancient but some things never change, i guess... like evading the law? those tinley coppers ar...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:44:00 PST

wow its been a long, long time

let’s see... since the last time i posted anything on here, ive had tons of stuff happen to me ive felt a bunch of different things, about a bunch of different things i just feel like...i have n...
Posted by jeff on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:11:00 PST

despite all my rage, i am still just a rat in a cage

ive been singing that line all day today, that and..."and the toys...go winding..down..." this is post 570...hooray for boredom CG the mexican is a friend of mine i hope something happens today, i rea...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

ill find your Christian valentine...

dude i watched some of Super Size Me today, and then guess what i got for dinner today? thats right - McDonalds and i have noticed that whenever i eat it, i really dont feel good during, and after i e...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:33:00 PST

help me i dont know what im doin

post 568, and im telling you now, it will be boring im just there these days...i dont add anything to the proceedings, i got one answer for everything, "whatever, man" i suppose its good that im alway...
Posted by jeff on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

will ferrell makes the same movie every time, just different sport

its getting sad, i bet i already know what kind of character hes gonna be playing "washed-up sex fiend with ego problem and inner self-resentment" haha...remind you of someone you know?...that's prett...
Posted by jeff on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:01:00 PST

this is for the people of the sun

i love rage against the machine it would be cool to be in a band like that i guess, but then it would just be another RATM rap-rock rehash and nobody likes rehashes and you wanna know who nobody likes...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST