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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

After moving from California, in mid-December of 2007, I have been attempting to establish myself, here, as something a bit more brilliant and respectable than my former self. Sadly, regardless of how I try, it's just not working out. I suppose that, as the saying goes, "once a dirty drunk punk, always a dirty drunk punk." Granted, I honestly don't mind.

After attending a recent funeral, I have come to realize that I have somehow inherited a family trait (through both nurture and nature), which gives me absolute pleasure in debating rhetoric and semantics, questioning given facts, and pissing people off. Eh... I don't mind.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd primarily like to meet people who would contribute tom my amusement and mental stimulation.

My Blog

Damn you, Brian Edward Baker!

"Can you hear me now?"NO I CAN'T!So I have a cell phone, now... Yes, I know my comrades from the past are chuckeling at my giving in to the "trend" of owning a mobile device. (I'm telling you... It's ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:26:00 GMT

The collar has been added

Sadly, I feel a tightening around my finger... Pictures shall follow, soon.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:22:00 GMT

I havent so much gone MIA...

Alright gang, I won't be on the internet, at least for a while. It seems that the roommate that pays for online access is moving, leaving us without this damned internet. Granted, I'm not complai...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:39:00 GMT

What the hell was that?

I was always under the impression that folks from California were the laziest in the nation. I have sincerely been shown that to not be true. Granted, I never fit into that label, back home, and I mos...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

I believe I am officially here...

So last night, I was eating at the local Golden Corral, and out of nowhere, I decide to sit in the smoking section. So with a cigarette between plates, I found myself to truly be living in The South. ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:20:00 GMT

For a fallen soldier...

Comrades, we are gathered here today to remember and honour a fallen brother in arms. It occured yesterday, on a return from a pickup, heading back to base camp. We were heading out, no more than five...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:07:00 GMT

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

After almost 22 years of life in the thrilling town of Tracy, it looks like I will be packing my bags soon, and saying farewell to this town I know so well. In honour of my departure, The Krause boys ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:59:00 GMT

Don't look at me, I'm hiddeous!

So here I sit, waiting for the shower to unclog, thanks to the potential thrusting power of Draino. Since we began waiting a bit ago, Katie has put some sort of green goo on my face, which she claims ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Not to bring buoyancy to my own vessel...

I was incredibly suprised, to say the least, as I was checking the bulletins, looking for something to add a touch of sarcasm and smart-assedness to, when I came across a post by my delightful, and in...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:23:00 GMT

Robert, you kick ass!

This morning, I was given the assignment of getting a new copy of the company' resale license. "Easy enough," I thought. I checked the California Franchise Tax Board's website, found an 800 number, an...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:45:00 GMT