oh em gee. it's nicole.
i'm obviously, nicole.
i'm a teenager.
i live in connecticutt.
check my pants, i'm a girl.
i rock megan's chink porn star mom.
i have dirrty blonde hair&green eyes.
chainsaws& captain krunch rocks. me&lisa own it.
i love music lyke woah. i mainly like punk/rock/emo.
sarcasm is love. andd so is senses fail.
i loathe hilary duff with a fiery vengeance.
you can probably find me talking about how im gonna beat her
with a chainsaw& leave her twitching in a bag outside my house =]
oh, me& james are so gonna go after mariah carey& the olsen twins.
i'm vertically challenged but, shut up. short people rock.
if your gullible i'll probably use it against you. ask shannon or linda.
me& natausha are hollywood chainsaw hookers.
oh, i mean i'm a nun& she's a dentist. my baddd.
me&jessica are like batman and robin.
actually we are, but more gangsta.. and sexually active.
i have a bodyguard, natalie. but she'll deny it.
yo, tahito is my drug dealer. and homie g.
i was going out with bram stoker.. but he cheated on me. that manwhore.
and i can't live without eyeliner
