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The Sleeping Clairvoyant

..it's all part of the show, a geek on display for the freaks at the carnival

About Me

Professional life liver. Born in central america(Panama)I struggled to make it to the states. Once I arrived I started a job sewing the stripes on adidas pants for 27cents an hour. It was a sweat shop yes, but i needed to lose the weight since i was once too large to leave the house. Now I'm livin large in my one bedroom apartment in Tucson,AZ. What an American dream i know! I enjoy candle scented baths, pedicures, cucumbers over the eyes and a hardened mud mask. Primitive I know but it is all I can do to get my aging 26 year old skin from falling right off.
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Your Birthdate: February 18
You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause.
You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too.
Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others.
You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress.
Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years
Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities
Your power color: Crimson red
Your power symbol: Snowflake
Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean? target="_blank" This is why I promote S.O.S.

My Interests



Running with scissors, Playing with fire, Conversations in costume, Poking grizzlies with short sticks, Hand catching Rattlers, Throwing paper airplanes off of tall buildings in the wind, lawn darts, Flying Kites(in a manly way),Promoting, Photography, Art, Music, Writing, Spoken Word, Slam poetry, The Great Outdoors(camping, hiking, climbing, fishing, sitting), Marine Geo Physics, Astrophysics, Anthropology, History, Biology, Logic

I'd like to meet:

............................................................ ..........................................................My Maker, Einstein, Edgar Cayce, Salvador Dali, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Orson Welles, Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut, Franklin Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Bill Clinton, People with half a brain, and of course..ALF.
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.. FEATURED ARTIST VIDEO BUCK 65 "Cries a Girl"(live)

Music:

Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, Slug(Atmosphere), Buck 65, Doseone(Subtle,Themselves,cLOUDDEAD,Greenthink,13 & God), Living Legends, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Mike Patton(Peeping Tom, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, etc.),Rocco Deluca and the Burden, Pigeon John, Sixtoo, Blockhead, Aquaduct, Bjork, Sol.illaquists of Sound, Ugly Duckling, Adeem(GLUE), Brother Ali, Madlib, MF Doom, Mars Ill, Why?, Prolyphic, Sole, Alias, Lyrics Born, Anticon records, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, The Cure, Death Cab for Cutie, Incubus, The Fray, TV on the Radio, Amy Winehouse, Asobi Sexsu, Cold War Kids....and so many more. DOSEONE SAGE FRANCIS BUCK 65 SLUG MIKE PATTON ROCCO DELUCA AMY WINEHOUSE AESOP ROCK

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Bubba Ho-Tep, Lock Stock & Two Smoking barrels, Snatch, Donnie Darko, 12 Monkeys, Amelie', Fog of War(Documentary), Boondock Saints, Final Cut, Dr. Stranglove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, Memento, Irreversible, Office Space, The Professional, 21 Grams, Crash, Platoon, Tarantino, Scorcese, DePalma, Kubrik, and Spielberg collections... the list goes on Sebutones(Buck 65& Sixtoo)1995 'To Mock a Killingbird'

Television:

That 70's show, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mythbusters, Discovery channel, A & E, The Learning Channel, The History Channel...yeah i'm a nerd

Books:

1984, Brave New World, Cat's Cradle, The Pelt(by:Doseone), The Great Gatsby, Diary of a Madman, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Dean Koontz Novels, Jerusalem Countdown, Cosmos, Chariots of the Gods, Tao of Jeet Kune Do. Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

G.I. Joe, Thunder Cats, Our Troops(because they don't call the shots but they're in the line of fire), My trigger finger.

My Blog

Do you believe in yourself?

I hate when people ask that. "Of course I do moron.....what am I?...make believe? I'm only sitting in your house right now because you REALLY believe in me. Just like Santa..... dick. ...
Posted by The Handsome Professor on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

sitting on the beach at the end of the world

This is practice for someone very important to me. She is an artist and asked me one day" what do you picture when I say, sitting on the beach at the end of the world?" She was getting ideas for a new...
Posted by The Handsome Professor on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

Boundless

My world comes in a small package She supports life, love, happiness.........chaos Her surface is beautiful, full of inspirational views Other worlds share these same characteristics It is her core th...
Posted by The Handsome Professor on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

familiar strangers

I am always amazed at the number of people that I know at these small un-promoted shows that come to the dust town. It's nice to be around people who share the same love for thoughtful creative m...
Posted by The Handsome Professor on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

reconciliation

Well... sleep and I have made up. We've talked things through. We're back together. It's a beautiful relationship. I bring her home flowers and chocolates. She sings me sweet lullabies ...
Posted by The Handsome Professor on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST

Pack Rat

I still can't sleep very well these days. I would think that I could..and should be able to. I'm feeling great. Weights have been lifted. Burdens beared. My mind is cluttered like a pack rat's nest. F...
Posted by The Handsome Professor on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

crumble

She made me wonder why I bothered saving any of her letters they're just aged paper....crumble...        ;           ;&...
Posted by The Handsome Professor on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST