Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™

About Me

You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy......................................................... ............................................................ . ............................................................ ............................................................ .
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............................................................ ............................................................ .. 8,7,6,6,6,5,4,3,2,1.....Whats Up Ya'll, My name is Steve and all my friends call me Steve-O, And Damnit I earned that name, if you've ever came over for one of mine and Jonny-D's keggers you wouldnt understand. I tend to get drunk and do stupid shit like staple dollar bills to my arm and of course the all so famous bush diving, or the chokeslam from hell (in video section) and sidewalk barrell rolling or how bout the thumbtack night. I am a Bulk Pre-Sales Representative for Pepsi-Cola here in Lansing, I LOVE my job and all the people i work with..its truley a dream come true and i forsee myself being with Pepsi Till The End Of Time . Im a very jokitive and outgoing person, I think a sence of humor is mandatory to hang with me. So if your in uptight serious person..then fuck ya, dont bother talkin to me or any of my friends. Some people say im an asshole and your damn straight i am, but i know how to treat people right and i always will. Im a concert goer for sure..love the heavy metal!! theres is not a month that goes by that i dont at least go to 2 or 3 concerts. usually go to the Machine Shop in Flint...that place is the FUCKIN BOMB!!! I fuckin love just chillen with the friends, or maybe going to the mall to steal a D.A.R.E banner haha...good times..Fuckin love tattoos, i have 5 myself and love seeing everyones! All 5 of my tats where done by Brad Stoner (Liquid Tattoo) find his myspace on my top friends and check him out..hes the shit. Im pretty family orientated, i love chillen with my parents and hangin out..cause there just as smart ass and jokitive as me. I just bought my first house in Lansing, my brother Eric lives with me, its baller, and never A dull moment!! He has A daughter named Alivia who means the world to me, I never knew how much A niece could change your whole life..I love u Alivia!! Im gonna be the greatest uncle EVER..gotta make sure she stays away from guys like me lol....oh did i tell you.......I am worth $1,887,584 on HumanForSale.com HIT ME UP on AIM or Yahoo Messanger-ImmaDevilsReject
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!

Music:

MUSHROOMHEAD, DOPE, BOBAFLEX (HED) P.E, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, TWIZTID, BOONDOX, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE, DARK LOTUS, PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS, ANYBODY KILLA, TECH 9NE,SOOPA VILLIANZ, DRIVE BY,CROSSBREED,VILLEBILLIES COLD, LAMB OF GOD, DRY KILL LOGIC, AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE, SLIPKNOT, MUDVAYNE, DISTURBED, GODSMACK, TWO HEDED CHAN, CRITICAL BILL, INDEX CASE, TRAPT, TAPROOT, SHINEDOWN, RA, TWISTED METHOD,COKE DICK MOTORCYCLE AWESOME, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, PAPA ROACH, 3 DAYS GRACE, 10 YEARS, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, FEAR BLIND, MOTOGRATER, SHADOWS FALL, ILL NINO, DEFTONES, UNION UNDERGROUND, IN FLAMES, STATIC X, ROB ZOMBIE, BREAKING BENJAMIN, FEAR BLIND, RATCHET JAW, SPINESHANK, FULL SCALE,NIN, ADEMA, TENSIONHEAD,TWO HEDED CHAN, MANSON, INDEX CASE, TILL WE DIE, MAKESHIFT ROMEO, THE FEAR BETWEEN US ALL, UNDER ONE, IN THIS MOMENT, GNR, METALLICA, OZZY, ZZ TOP, JOHNNY CASH, I LOVE ROCK..HEAVY METAL....IC IT DONT MATTER!

Movies:

DEVILS REJECTS, DONNIE DARKO,SEVEN, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1, 2, FRIDAY 1,2,3, DODGEBALL, OLD SCHOOL, HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES,BLOW,INSIDE MAN, OCEANS 11,12, CRASH, SILENT HILL, SAVING SILVERMAN, BUMFIGHTS,JACKASS OF COURSE!,BAD SANTA, FOUR BROTHERS.SILENT HILL,INSIDE MAN,SAW (1,2,3),DOMINO,FINAL DESTINATION 1,2,3, GRANDMAS BOY,STARSKI AND HUTCH,SUPER TROOPERS,AMERICAN PIE,MEET THE PARENTS, MEET THE FOCKERS, ORGAZMO, PRETTY MUCH ANY THING GORY AND/ OR FUNNY

Television:

LAW AND ORDER SVU AND CI...IT DONT MATTER!!, SOUTHPARK, MIND OF MENCIA, CSI, GREYS ANATOMY, HOUSE, CHAPPELLE SHOW, AQUA TEEN,RENO 911, CASH CAB, DEAL OR NO DEAL, BLUE COLLAR TV, MAD TV, REAL WORLD, ROAD RULES, FLAVOR OF LOVE, JACKASS, WILD BOYS, VIVA LA BAM, THAT 70S SHOW, SIMPSONS, ROSANNE, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, FRESH PRINCE, FAMILY GUY, DINOSAURS, PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING FUNNY I WATCH

Books:

POST SECRET BY FRANK WARREN!!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
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As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
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Heroes:

Your Birthdate: November 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.

Your strength: Your flair

Your weakness: If you think it, you say it

Your power color: Scarlet red

Your power symbol: Inverted triangle

Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Blog

The Answer Is Plain To See, Just Look Around At This World Were Living In

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:GlutfSpelnoif What did you do last night?:Ur Mom The last th...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

OZZFEST

DID YA GET YOUR OZZFEST TIX??? CAUSE THAT BITCH IS NOW SOLD THE FUCK OUT!!!!! FUCK YEAH AUGUST 26TH!!!!
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

Wooooork

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>Work SurveyWhat's your occupation?:Bulk PSR For Pepsi Do you like your job?:Love It What do you like most about your job?:Out on my own all day..no boss behing my back W...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

More Lies From The Hive Mind, That Seek To Deceive

1. What R U Doin?Weird..Chillen Here With A Jim And Coke Mmm..2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?Impossible To Answer3. Do you sleep with the TV on?Depends On The Mood4. Have you eve...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:04:00 PST

I Like My Coffee Black Just Like My Metal

1. Who were you with Saturday night?My Bro, Jess,Peeps From His Work...Fishing...It Was Fuckin Sweeet...Relaxing..Tanning..Baller2. What woke you up this morning?4:45am3. Where are you?My House4. Is t...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:43:00 PST

I See A Piece Of Shit Alive In You, Cast Them Near Enough To Be A Truth

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>..>~ Looking Back On This Year - Reflect and Reminisce ~What Has Been Your Biggest Regret?:No Regrets As Of Now..Cross The Fingers The One Thing You Are Most Proud Of?:B...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

Thaaaaanks

Just wantd to say thanks to everyone who came out to my house warming party friday night! it was def. a good ass time and we emptied the keg at about 230..thats pretty close to a record...but we did ...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

Top 20

1. Tons O Fuck Big Nig C2. Stew3. SHEP4. Sara5. Big B6. Jesse7. Amy8. Ashley C9. Spring...I Mean Summer10. Karah11. Stacy12. Dee13. Sagnasty14. Lauran15. Steph16. Lil Sam17. Douche18. Mike19. Karlee2...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

MAY 11TH

HOUSE WARMING/RETURN OF THE ORIGINAL BEER PONG CHAMPS!!!Now that i have my house all ready and im situated in life..Im proud to announce Friday May 11th will be the first party in my new crib!! Beer ...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:23:00 PST

Fuck The Fucking Fuck Off Bitch!!!!!!!!

1. What does your MySpace quote mean?Its a good ass line from a twiztid song2. Elaborate on your default photo:Just me..a little tweaked with colors n shit3. Who is the second person on your top 8?Ste...
Posted by Steve-O "The Original Jackass"™ on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:28:00 PST