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dan

About Me

i write really clever things about how interesting i am in my about me section on myspace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who do the same.

My Blog

taco bell and the violence it brings upon your soul

headin' outta town and to the backhanded slap of the wrong way street.  i like to eat everybody needs a little time to bang on the door, but when it breaks you ain't got no door.  i headed over to the...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:27:00 GMT

heading home

heading home i'm taking the car and crashing it again i'm the boy here to tell you about it.  the total crashing of the happy meal along with the bread and toast don't have much to say about that...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:37:00 GMT

thee bluuues

drink whiskey, crash car, go to jail.  can't get much more blues than that, can you?  think i could get the karate kid to play me in the movie?  mmmhmmm... 
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:37:00 GMT

the big green head

had the big green head eat my head and it went away with st. patrick’s day.  ran all the way down the street as the dish ran away the spoon and killed your head with delicious ice cream bar...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:58:00 GMT

i have a blog

yep, now i do. 
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:43:00 GMT