Matt

Born 1st of August 1986 A mix up at the hospital meant i was put into the care of the people i live with, who call themselves my parents i am still adamant that someone swapped the tags around.
I spent my formative years wearing nothing but a Wolves jersey and a pair of shorts, that did wonders for my confidence, being forced to support a team that sports bright orange shirts and isn't actually all that good, Thanks Phil!
It wasn't until my 13th birthday that i realised the error of my ways and became a 'GREEBO', now i know what your thinking "Great Career Move!" but alas the skateboarding career never really took off, SURPRISE!!! I did get a nice scar from the hill at Charlton mind.
5 years, 2 suspensions and 30+ after school detentions later it was on to bigger and better things, now sporting shorter hair and tighter jeans, It was off to work with me, (we'll forget college ever happened, as alcohol has stolen most of those memories from me) Alas plastic making called and i was daft enough to answer the phone. Smart move Matty! over the next 3 years slowly rising to the top of the world of Air Conditioning Ducts for Honda car's became my goal. Until one fateful day at DENSO where a fat man told me to put on my safety glasses! I know what cheek, well i was having non of it, but unfortunatly neither was my manager and back to the bottom of the ladder I went :(
A word to the wise don't quit your job on a whim. Getting a job when your as lazy as I am is quite the choor. But now the job phone is ringing again but this time i get to chop shit down for a living. No tree in Shropshire is safe once they give me my Chainsaw Operation permit!!!
And now some words to live your life by:
The one thing i have noticed about life during my 21 years on this planet is that "The Older You Get the Tighter Your Jeans Become!"
Looky What I Made!