Jay Fingers

I'd like to meet:

With virtue and quietness, one may conquer the world.
-Lao-Tzu

Time has convinced me of one thing: television is for appearing on, not for looking at.
-Noel Coward

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
-Shirley MacLaine

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
-WC Fields

I don't get out of bed for less than ten thousand dollars.
-Linda Evangelista

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
-Prodigy of Mobb Deep

Two things matter in life. For men, its women, and for women, money.
-Parvulesco (as played by Jean-Pierre Melville) in A bout de souffle

Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life. And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it. I don't have any bloody use for it.
-Robert McKee (as played by Brian Cox) in Adaptation.

Actually, Barack [Obama] told me the first date he took Michelle to was Do the Right Thing. I said, “Thank God I made it. Otherwise you would have taken her to Soul Man. Michelle would have been like, "What’s wrong with this brother?"
-Spike Lee

Be sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead.
-Scottish proverb