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Lynnis

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Let's see, I'm the opposite of Maggie Thatcher in most ways (besides being waspy and a cold tight-fisted bitch.) On chilly nights I sleep in footsie pajamas, with my piglet -if she's lucky, then don't get dressed until 3pm the next day. On a good day I've remembered to shave my legs, water my plants, and feed my piggy (not that she'd let me forget. On a bad day Brian makes sure to feed me rice pudding. I collect aprons and dream of being a domestic professional. Being an inclined philanthropist is a goddamned curse! I'm terribly disorganized but get a thrilling little sense of structure from making lists:

My Interests

gardening, wind energy, rice pudding, wiener dogs, chubby piglets, democrat, domesticity, donkeys, dressup, dumpstering, dyslexic, extreme ironing, glass, goats, Howard Dean, jugglers, justice, law, knitting, linguistics, Norwegian, lederhosen, mycology, woodworkers, spinsterhood, sobriety, suspenders, steam engines!

I'd like to meet:

Who I Want to Meet:1. persons made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails 2. persons made of sugar and spice and everything nice 3. persons made of ingredients that cross traditional nursery rhyme gender barriers 4. And since Philadelphia wrote me dispointed that all these criteria were discriminatory by requiring that candidates are natural persons, I'll also look forward to meeting townships made "mostly of dirt, landfill, water, building materials and parts of the Mayflower." 5. MOVERS AND SHAKERS 6. people who tell good stories 7. Donkeys with soft noses 8. Donkeys with not so soft noses 9. Really, any donkeys

Music:

Gomez, The Flaming Lips, King Missile, Nena, Violent Femmes, Paul Simon, The Sundays, Cake, Etta James, Tom Waits

Heroes:

Gonzo, Bill Cosby, Howard Dean, Martha Stewart, Eleanor Roosevelt/Jimmy Carter (ask me about my conspiracy theory!)

My Blog

My get rich slow plan.

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