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Rob Sturma

About Me

Rob Sturma has spent the better part of the 21st century writing and performing under the nom de plume Ratpack Slim. Using this alias, he infiltrated the Los Angeles slam poetry scene, first by being a regular at Da Poetry Lounge in Hollywood, and then by becoming the permanent host of Green, a weekly open mic he co-anchored for four years with DJ Jedi and beatboxer Joshua Silverstein. He has been on three nationally ranked slam teams, including making it to the finals stage in 2005 with Team Hollywood. He's performed with a number of luminaries on the spoken word and music scenes, including but certainly not limited to DJ Z-Trip, Buddy Wakefield, Kid Beyond, Mighty Mike McGee, and a cast of thousands. He is a former poetry editor for GetUnderground.com, the current poetry editor for Kotori Magazine, and produced a series of webstories for kcet.org called "Children Of Slam". This fall, he is proud to release his first full-length collection of poetry on Write Bloody Press.Rob's latest books, "You Sensitive Bastard" and "Nerdplay" are available for sale via PayPal and in person.His friends still call him Slim. His mom still calls him Rob.

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Music:

Member Since: 07/03/2008
Band Website: greeneverymonday.com
Band Members: Robert Ross Sturma with assists by Joshua Silverstein, DJ Jedi, and a talented cast of thousands...
Influences: Elvis Costello, Rhett Miller, Dan Bern, Buddy Wakefield, Derrick Brown, Mindy Nettifee, KRS-ONE, Ben Gibbard, Kevin Smith, Spider-Man, Mick Foley, Saul Williams, Fiona Apple, Heineken, your mom.
Sounds Like: A big burst of pop culture goodness on the corner of Nerdy and Sensitive.
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Whatever We Are Not

whatever we are not, this is what we are.we are rock stars singing standards.we are habaƱero oil lingering on fingertips.we may walk in circles most days, rapidly going nowhere,but when kiss comes to ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:40:00 GMT

6-Piece Advice Nuggets for my Future Daughter

1. First thing my clueless Billy Joel lovin' ass wants to tell you is, Don't go changin' To try and please anyone. Love you just the way you are. You have come into your own, and your evolution is son...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:14:00 GMT

Love is Legally Blind

Love is legally blind. Love can distinguish colors and shapes, Can get by with coke-bottle glasses, But it can't always read the signs. I wouldn't recommend giving It the car keys.   Love is col...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:56:00 GMT

Poems Never Finished, Takes One Through Seven.

1. The longer I kick around this mossy pebble, The harder I fall. I think it's because I perch myself on such high standards.   2. I've spent so long being a tealight That I'm naturally attract...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 07:27:00 GMT

Bronwynn Rose. I miss you.

(I wrote this last night as a friends-only post on my LiveJournal, but I felt that it should be shared with whomever wanted to read it.) A friend of mine died on Sunday.  I found out tonight.She ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:07:00 GMT

snippet:

you are an open book written in braille and my hands are tied with kid gloves on.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:51:00 GMT

nothing up my sleeve.

Note to Ms. Merlin:I appreciate smoke and mirrors as much as the next guy. I am a mark for card tricks and coins appearing behind my floppy ears.But your brand of abracadabra keeps me in constant awe...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:22:00 GMT

Cowboy Up (from the upcoming book "14 Outta 28 Outta 30")

today i am a cowboy drinking grape soda holding court at the so-so corral while you are profanity jane galloping into this friendly ghost town like a bat out of hell yeah. your spurs play jingle jangl...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Reminder: It’s National Poetry Month

So, yeah, it’s National Poetry Month, True Believers, and I am knee-deep in the practice of writing a new poem every freakin’ day of the month in honor of the event.  I’m postin...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:32:00 GMT

dance (from "you sensitive bastard")

dance.this is the way we dance.a waltz.to gene autry."back in the saddle again".on a phonograph.sneakers stepping on sneakers.unapologetic for having no rhythm.at least I am.infused with two glasses o...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:01:00 GMT