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PoeticElement

I sold a joke now I have a cents of humor

About Me

    Random things about me:
    I'm Nigerian.
    I work against the clock. Tick tock.
    Procrastination is my motivation tool. I can't get started on a project unless I have a time limit.
    I haven't watched tv too much since the Disney Channel went downhill. Boo...
    My CAR is the little car that could. Honestly.
    My diet is bad, I need to ease up on the SwEEtS Farewell Highline Community College and all it's inhabitants.
    I haven't been baptized yet. God's knockin, but the door won't open, I'm still trynna fix the doorknob.
    Who was it that said a nap is overrated...FEED THEM TO THE SHARKS.
    SubLimial mEssAges, some people could be Very vEry sneAky. Be very CautiOus Mostly when MeEtiNg, These people. Sneaky, sneaky people.(figure it out)
    cow farts=global warming????LOL. The funny things in life. HAHA
    I have been so accustomed at working at FEDEX GROUND that it's almost becoming a hobby....:( Throw my alarm clock. Both of them.
    Drunk driving or just dozing at the wheel. Both Dangerous. Careful
    Myspace is infected with a disease that affects others thru the spread of bot profiles. I will burn those pages down with my bare hands. Mwhahaha
    Gas Prices:unleaded-$3/gallon(POLITIICS BULL$HIT) Goals are a thing of the present
    Rubik Cube stickers fall off after intensive side turning :0
    I'm an underground rapper with bemused wordplay.
    Laughter is good for the body it gives you abs.
    I RARELY buy things at full price
    I have a balcony in my room...BOOYAH
    Not a fan of modern day medicine. Get a taste of your own medicine Doctors.
    Eating. I challenge anyone to an eating contest. Loser pays, winner stays.
    Cocoa Butter emits an exotic smell.
    I don't touch bathroom door handles for obvious reasons
    The funny things in life is the expressions and shocking reactions on people's faces
    If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.~Muhammad Ali
    “love life, engage in it, give it all you've got. love it with a passion, because life truly does give back, many times over, what you put into it”~Maya Angelo
    "In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."~Charlie Brown
    This list changes occasionally
Last updated 07/7/07

My Interests

Xbox, girls, cell phones, school, food, football, wrestling, girls, track and field, technology, music. Mall, weightlifting, running (sprinting). And the list goes on.....

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, Derren Brown, Lacey Chabert, Meaghen Good, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Christina Milian, Gabrielle Union, Andrea Rincon, Michael Johnson, Michael Jordan, Vida Guerra, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Kanye West, Mohammed Ali, Chris Tucker, Maya Angelo, Slick Rick, Eoin Colfer (tytest author out there), and whoever

Music:

Underground HipHop such as Typical Cats, Hieroglyphics, Kanye West, Twista, Eminem, Mase, Teddy Pendergrass, Al Greene, Juelz Santana, DipSet, James Brown, Akon, Aalyiah (you WILL be missed), Bob Marley, Cassidy (Illest freestyler), Fabolous, Ludacris, Boys2Men, D4L, Dido, Ray Charles, Jadakiss, Mariah Carey, Jamie Foxx, Jay-Z, Kirk Franklin, Lauren Hill, Macy Grey, Mac Dre, Marvin Gaye, Mary J. Blige, Michael Jackson, The Temptations, Nas, Outkast, Redman and Method Man, Seal, Slick Rick, Rick James, Rhymefest, Seal, Stevie Wonder, Usher,

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Troy, Catch me if you Can, Inside Man (One of the illest movies out now)

Television:

Final Fu, Yo Mamma, Kings and Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Pinks, Pimp My Ride. E! I need to watch more TV

Books:

The Bible, Artemis Fowl the series

Heroes:

Jesus, Samson from the Old Testament(The man with unbelievable strength), my mom and dad, my grandpa, Michael Johnson

My Blog

End of Summer update 2007

So this summer is basically over with one month left until I start school at Central. I am excited to scared at the same time. A bit more excited than scared though. It's gonna be different. Right now...
Posted by PoeticElement on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

Sprightliness

To me life's black and white they call me that lone stranger/I know I aint' actin right, laughin like things couldn't get greater/Leaving things for later, these lastin days, procrastination repeats i...
Posted by PoeticElement on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:52:00 PST

...And they say it was all an accident...

It doesn't make sense that girls dont' trust guys because of past experiences/Afraid to get past those experiences and don't know that other's experienced those same bad experiences/It's hard to ignor...
Posted by PoeticElement on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:41:00 PST

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAYHow many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?Charismatic: Only 1Hands are already in the air.Pentecostal: 10One to change the bulb, and nine to pray a...
Posted by PoeticElement on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST

2007 Valentine's thoughts

Love is a chemistry, energy that utters sparks/ A sudden charge emitted in "veins", the remains is surgin' in other's "hearts"/My opinions are circlin' in other parts, cause I'm lonely, no girl to ful...
Posted by PoeticElement on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST

Weight Loss

Now that we've entered the New Years all I've been hearing about is "my new years resolution is to lose weight," "I wanna maintain my weight,""I wanna get my body fat percentage lower." There's a big ...
Posted by PoeticElement on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

Wrestling is about to start

Wrestling is about to start. Well it just started but we haven't starting competing yet. We have challenges this week for the varsity spots. We will have a very interesting practice this week I wonder...
Posted by PoeticElement on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST

Car Accident again???

I had gotten into a car accident just last week and it is hard to get around now.  The accident was wack because it happened while I was driving home after work. While driving home I was right be...
Posted by PoeticElement on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

Body building???

During the summer, I'm thinking about competing in Body Building just so that I could get a in a little shape and earn a little extra money.  I want some feedback from all of you to see whether o...
Posted by PoeticElement on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:25:00 PST

Phobia

Check these out.... Achluophobia- Fear of darkness. (Common in little kids) Acrophobia or Altophobia- Fear of heights. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (I'm not insane everyone else is) Anuptaphobia-...
Posted by PoeticElement on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:36:00 PST