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Chloe

Oh Dear

About Me

my name is chloe nicholas, not clio nicholls :| they don't even look alike lol
i'm finally 18 :) the drinking has been immense ... and it's only been 2 days lool
i'm going to cardiff uni and moving out ... i don't know why. i'm going to be like around the corner from my house lool
i have a cat - ribonic
i go out raving & generally end up in a truly monstorous state
i think that i'm usher when i'm drunk ... i clearly dance like a goat
i dribble to chippy lane after a drink (or 20) and anna usually has 2 carry me 2 a taxi
i have a routine for when i go to poo -
poo - flush - wipe - flush
when it comes to going out, you do not need days off! just because you went out on thursday, doesn't mean that you need to stay in friday! drink past the illness! "fuck it, i'll sleep when i'm dead."
i love the folk that go on jeremy kyle, they're hilarious, when i put it on i cry at some of the titles in the corner of the screen - i love my dog ... too much, jeremy kyle
i look like vernon kay when i don't do my hair ... it makes me lol
i bum it when noor says ridiculously stupid things eg. "who's karma sutra?", "cut & blow job, please.", "how could you kiss someone on the inside of the mouth?", "what part of the car is the clit?"
i love laughing at random things with anna - "the person who's pube this is, doesn't even no!" lmfao :'( i . can't . breathe .
ayia napa - 03.07.07 - 17.07.07 - funniest two weeks of my life even though my liver came out of my ass, we crashed our rental car ... twice, i ended up half an hour away from our apartment ... alone ... at 4 0 clock in the morning, we had one meal a day and i kissed the ugliest man you have ever seen ... he had a hoop earring :|
lmfao

My Interests

going out and raving
i usually end up dribbling in a corner haha

i like to pick my nose and wipe it under the table in yates

I'd like to meet:

jonothan ross - i bone him MyGen Profile Generator

Music:

i love indie music
not really fussed on r & b some of it's ok
hardcore metal annoys me, i listen 2 it and get angry

i absolutely bum ...

arctic monkeys

lilly allen

mika

plain white t's

the feeling

the fratellis

the hoosiers

the klaxons

the view

... dolly parton

Movies:

pirates of the carribean

lord of the rings - NERD

anchorman

the sweetest thing - made me rofl

hot fuzz

i hate scary films :| i can't sleep for a week

amityville horror made me want to die :| i'm like to anna "if we watch it will you stay up for a bit afterwards so i forget about it before i try to sleep?" she replied "yeeahh, that's fine!" film ends and she was out before the credits had finished so i had to sleep in my mum's room pah ha

Television:

friends

everybody loves raymond

my family

waterloo road

made

8 simple rules

Books:

harry potter!
especially the goblet of fire

Heroes:

anna

she's a dick

a complete & utter dick lol

she goes wild if i get up early at hers. it's not even early, it's lyk 10 o'clock!

her toilet is the only toilet that i've been in which will flush my giant poo without the poo - flush - wipe - flush routine ...

such a powerful flush

she smokes rollys like an old codger, she has a novelty tin which she keeps them in

her cat, apple, despises me

her mum rages at me when i rape her fridge of all it's content

her dad runs around in his bundies

her brother, paul - "mum, your're just one big ball of cholestrol."

instead of stopping me from doing something entirely stupid when i'm drunk, she lets me continue and laughs hard in the morning lmfao

the sims haaa :'(